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50ShadesOfFuckThis t1_j1guo02 wrote

There's a joke in here about government intervention and their phone number ending in 1984 but I'm too drunk to piece it together. Happy holidays, y'all.

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the_ricktacular_mort t1_j1hr2qu wrote

Something about how no matter how noble their intentions, government programs always end in 1984.

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sn0m0ns t1_j1h6ui2 wrote

My bro lives by K&A and said the cops showed up with a bunch of paddy wagons and we're taking everyone to shelters

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AgentDaxis t1_j1hq7r3 wrote

I suppose you want to criminalize poverty too.

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pwfinsrk t1_j1hpcfr wrote

I hope you get shredded wheat stuck to the roof of your mouth

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TheTwoOneFive t1_j1hr9h6 wrote

I hope the only cereal s/he has is "Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Edges"

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sakamake t1_j1ir9pr wrote

Isn't that just regular Cap'n Crunch?

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mshoneynj t1_j1h088k wrote

You can find them at the airport

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FordMaverickFan t1_j1hhv8z wrote

I don't know why this is downvoted. The baggage claim at the airport has a legitimate homeless crisis in the winter as it's used as a makeshift shelter.

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FreakLipsHighC t1_j1htpjp wrote

It’s so stupid. They obviously need shelter but if there’s one place you don’t want them just hanging out it’s at the airport right where visitors come in.

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lotsofeffortagain t1_j1hoct1 wrote

I called them last night and they were out within the hour!

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