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Kcidobor t1_irjvr7x wrote

I notice he left his crotch unguarded. Or with easy access

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GeraldBWilsonJr t1_irl1w89 wrote

I wore a full suit of steel armor for half-sword combat today and still managed to get tipped in the right nut. Somewhat unrelated but I just wanted to share my misfortune for the day. I had to stop fighting and sit down for like 5 minutes while my tummy did that hurty thing

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Valefox t1_irld1n2 wrote

Dude. That is just so unfortunate... 😂 I'm so sorry.

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durgadas t1_irk4lir wrote

Walter's Greatest Power Move: The Dangling Crotch

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CraftyWeeBuggar t1_irl4w3n wrote

Shrödinger's crocth....

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SpawnPointillist t1_irot87n wrote

Schrodonger’s Crotch?

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CraftyWeeBuggar t1_iroxiib wrote

Same principle as Shrödinger's Cat, just without death.... Shrödinger's Cat was locked in a box and left, until you open the box you do not know if the cat is alive or dead, thus creating a paradox so both realities exist . The cat is both alive and dead simultaneously. So applying this paradox to the Walmart employees crotch , it's both undefended and easy access!

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Stars_And_Garters t1_irlldmp wrote

Does anyone remember "Amazon Prime" cosplay that was Optimus Prime but made out of Amazon boxes?

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sgtpnkks t1_irl69pp wrote

I've done various levels of this sort of thing... Sometimes you just realize a box is the perfect size to fit over your head

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