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SchrodingersNutsack t1_iv2assu wrote

https://i.imgur.com/zmkfQ8F

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Biglychew7 t1_iv2cmbd wrote

You sonnova bitch, I though I’d erased Six Flags guy and that fucking song from my mind.

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My_BFF_Gilgamesh t1_iv2isdl wrote

In case you need to listen to it to get rid of it. Or in case you know that this song is a banger.

Vengaboys - We like to party

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gmanz33 t1_iv2p6ro wrote

Ngl I enjoy running to this bop

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My_BFF_Gilgamesh t1_iv341m8 wrote

Good idea, I'm gonna copy you on that.

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borislab t1_iv3kp6h wrote

I've got something to tell ya
I've got news for you
Gonna put some wheels in motion

Get ready 'cause we're coming through

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blue-mooner t1_iv3xri1 wrote

Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now

Happiness is just around the corner

Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now

We'll be there for you

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My_BFF_Gilgamesh t1_iv40365 wrote

The Vengabus is coming

And everybody's jumping

New York to San Fransisco

An inter-city disco

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Danitoba t1_iv7uoob wrote

The wheels of steel are turning

And traffic lights are burning

So if you like to party

Get on and move your body

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OCDGaming OP t1_iv2cvo4 wrote

I don't even remember how six flag guy looks now!! This is good

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infinityfinder21 t1_iv57g0s wrote

Never before had I seen this ad and somehow I knew immediately it was that Vengaboys jam just from the GIF.

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benchow18 t1_iv2u3ms wrote

We like to party. We like, we like to party

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stephensmg t1_iv30ki5 wrote

I’m in love with your username. Or am I not?

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ZKXX t1_iv2l7km wrote

Lizzo’s grandpa!

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buttholefold t1_iv3m36g wrote

Is.. everyone in your family the Six Flags dancing man??

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ZKXX t1_iv3nk2d wrote

It’s ok baby, with you I’m not gonna feel a thing.

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[deleted] t1_iv1yjtc wrote

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dudewithbrokenhand t1_iv2j94j wrote

"Chumlee, did you play with mercury as a kid?"

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Buwaro t1_iv3qfer wrote

I actually did play with mercury as a kid.

Oh... that makes a lot of sense now.

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Travelgoats t1_iv3wm81 wrote

We had a friend whose father always had mining equipment around. That included many bottles of mercury. One of our friends, who seems slow, always poured some in his hand and played with it.

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Buwaro t1_iv42s7c wrote

My grandma had a baby food jar of it in the basement. As long as you didn't have any cuts and your hands were clean, you could play with it.

Make sure you wash your hands when you're done!

Seriously, how am I alive in my mid 30s?

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getspun97 t1_iv491dt wrote

The authority figures in your life gave you just enough info to survive this long lol

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Buwaro t1_iv49h7z wrote

Don't worry, I'm doing a terrible job of it.

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getspun97 t1_iv49ip1 wrote

Join the club, pal lol

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Buwaro t1_iv49xx7 wrote

If there's a club, I'm in and you can't keep me out. We are best friends now. Where do we meet?

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getspun97 t1_iv4a57x wrote

It's The Anti-Mercury Mercury Club and we meet at -38°C where the terminator can't get us

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Buwaro t1_iv4b1cl wrote

Ok, I'll see you at my house in Michigan, some time in January

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Travelgoats t1_iv49d6v wrote

There is no way he did not have cuts on his hands. We were all into racing motocross and rebuilding bikes and the crappy cars we drove. This was not the most dangerous thing we used to do. The fact nobody in our group died was amazing.

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dudewithbrokenhand t1_iv63c6o wrote

Well, death is always imminent.

So, there is always time to play with mercury as an adult.

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getspun97 t1_iv48vkx wrote

Me too. In school I think, or some kind of thing where parents pay other adults to raise their kids. Anyway, whoever let me play with mercury told me not to lick my fingers and had me wash my hands, so no harm no foul I guess.

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Buwaro t1_iv48zrs wrote

As long as you don't have open wounds. That's all you need.

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getspun97 t1_iv497l5 wrote

Yeah, in hindsight they probably should have checked for open wounds. But they definitely got the point across that it's a toxic metal in liquid form so at least I know not to play with mercury just for shits and giggles.

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Buwaro t1_iv49oue wrote

Oh, I played with it for S& and all of the G.

It's impressively heavy in your hand. Like nothing I've ever touched before. Lead is similar, but not liquid and... confusing like mercury.

10/10 would touch it again.

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getspun97 t1_iv49u6l wrote

Just don't get enough of it together to form a terminator and we're good

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Buwaro t1_iv4a2id wrote

Okay but can we build a mimetic polyalloy puppy to keep forever?

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getspun97 t1_iv4a7wb wrote

No complaints here lol

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Buwaro t1_iv4aylv wrote

Fuck yeah, forever puppies are the god damn future we deserve.

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713MoCityChron713 t1_iv2fdli wrote

I'm not normally a "too soon" guy, but too soon my dude.

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plafman t1_iv2kh4n wrote

Is this how I find out he died?

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niallma t1_iv2rpmt wrote

He died? Ah no!

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mrsf16 t1_iv3vg35 wrote

Chumlee is still very much alive, despite death hoaxes a few years ago. Old man/Harrison is not. Passed from Parkinson’s in June of 2018.

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Gman7ten t1_iv2wkek wrote

Unfortunately yes. But if it's any consolation, they have a very well organized YouTube channel with alot of solid content

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HuckleberryWaffle t1_iv249tc wrote

https://i.imgur.com/B5XUNkM

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Munnin41 t1_iv2yxvv wrote

Awesome. Now do one with Elly and make me ugly cry

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frudaloo t1_iv2tuem wrote

An anniversary

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Prettylame69 t1_iv2uqci wrote

Whoa dude that’s amazing

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Willbury23 t1_iv34zcn wrote

I don’t get it. Can you explain it to me?

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getspun97 t1_iv49d81 wrote

Mothafucka is at his own grave, but it's a happy cry

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Bigtexindy t1_iv3uyl8 wrote

Such a coincidence you posed this…my wife and I were discussing this movie yesterday and the beautiful montage…the concept that you could make a wonderful life as a couple working at a zoo and have a nice home and enjoy simple pleasures. It seems as impossible in todays world to accomplish that as floating a house to South America

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Geo-NS t1_iv2dmvo wrote

Carl IT

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WetCoastLife t1_iv32atl wrote

https://i.imgur.com/F77ZtUu.jpg

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i_sell_you_lies t1_iv4qye6 wrote

I don’t understand what everyone is reacting to, and thus I’m not getting punched

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Names_is4_Tombstones t1_iv33t8t wrote

https://i.imgur.com/XJR9Z6t.jpg

I'm no wizard but you get the idea.

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NO_quid_pro_hoe t1_iv3v20r wrote

Some people think they are limited by what they can or can't do.
This person just runs with it, and I applaud you.

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Excellent_Badger_636 t1_iv1pqkn wrote

To those making photoshops: Dont do it, just dont!

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LittleManOnACan t1_iv1we0o wrote

Is this not already photoshopped? That mask isn’t real

Edit: Huh I guess it is

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OCDGaming OP t1_iv1xsoj wrote

Mask is real, https://www.halloweencostumes.com/carl-latex-mask.html

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Vengeful_Dropbear t1_iv2gtxz wrote

Imagine getting held at gunpoint by a guy wearing one of those

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Die_noceros t1_iv2n11j wrote

Great, now I have a new fantasy to keep me up at night.

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Famous-Somewhere9191 t1_iv2u1fo wrote

Imagine your gf/bf suggesting tonight to have sex with that mask on because they have a fetish of being a pervy grandpa.

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