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CulturalChannel6851 t1_j990qf2 wrote
r/Angryupvote
CommercialPast485 t1_j9b55hn wrote
Breaking the 4th wall with a sly little smirk on his face, as if to say You all know we do this,
Morbo_Kang_Kodos t1_j9c7g36 wrote
“Allow Jesus to enter you… That’s it… Here he comes…”
Blud_elf t1_j9bcwcb wrote
Nooooooo
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UnderstandingOwn7934 t1_j98zwiu wrote
😂😂😂😂
moecurlythanu t1_j98yqew wrote
Dayum. Truth in advertising.
GoodMornEveGoodNight OP t1_j9br33f wrote
The other priest looking away is perfect
coy-coyote t1_j98tsmc wrote
At least the other priest is there to ensure this is done in a scripturally appropriate manner
PuckeredBhole t1_j991j88 wrote
He’s just next in line waiting for his turn.
itsalexagain t1_j98v79f wrote
Just wait and see where that staff is going
tchrbrian t1_j999tnc wrote
accountability partner
Sweethomebflo t1_j99wz51 wrote
Fr. Jim Jordan
Ankh-Morporknbeans t1_j98v51s wrote
Oh they said the quiet part out loud
thiccandmentallysicc t1_j98tqfd wrote
looks like religion to me.
TroutCreekOkanagan t1_j98u6rg wrote
Yes , this one about 300 years old.
FuriousRageSE t1_j997c4v wrote
The boy aint
Party-Belt-3624 t1_j98x4ec wrote
gooniesavagegotbars t1_j98tlvn wrote
San Antonio?
GoodMornEveGoodNight OP t1_j98tzaq wrote
Step Antonio*
martsand t1_j98uxbt wrote
Stuck Antonio
carlo-no-s t1_j98vtvi wrote
Suck, Antonio
tchrbrian t1_j999vgq wrote
Staff, Antonio
Leocut78 t1_j99httb wrote
Stop, Antonio
Thirsthead_ t1_j99yx6f wrote
Sussy Antonio
Morbo_Kang_Kodos t1_j9c7b7g wrote
Suck my bonio
KarenWalkersBurner t1_j9av4bg wrote
Nope
hiortintexas t1_j98xjc6 wrote
This will leave a stain
acqz t1_j98wfmi wrote
What are you doing, step-Father?
2kTossup t1_j98z8oy wrote
This is stained glass piece from a show called Six Feet Under.
GoodMornEveGoodNight OP t1_j99380x wrote
From https://www.reddit.com/r/SixFeetUnder/comments/gjcdee/knock_knock_commentary_by_alan_ball/
“The stained glass window of a little boy kneeling right in front of a priest was actually part of the church when they got there, they had to use it”
Tfw you find this window irl serendipitously and so fitting that it ends up on the show💀
KarenWalkersBurner t1_j9avq3l wrote
Yep. This is actually my childhood church in LA called St James. Super cool, liberal, diverse episcopal church in the heart of the city. Not until Six Feet Under filmed there did we, ehem, notice the window.
mickswisher t1_j9bhk44 wrote
Amusingly I'm pretty sure this shot, however, is from Six Feet Under, because the lighting and the angle match up precisely to David's break down.
zigzags560 t1_j98vv0k wrote
Putin seems intrigued.
CulturalChannel6851 t1_j98y6na wrote
If he gives everything to one child. How's he gonna bless other children then?
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GoodMornEveGoodNight OP t1_j993ckv wrote
The Head of the Church
IllusionsMichael t1_j9afr6m wrote
I always found the second priest to be the best part of this. He's not watching his colleague get blown but instead he's staring into the camera, breaking the 4th wall with a sly little smirk on his face, as if to say "You all know we do this. Yet you sheep keep trusting us with your kids. I just want to thank you all so very, very much"
remlapj t1_j9aixmz wrote
I like to think his other hand is under the front priest’s smock.
prefuse07 t1_j9bjbgx wrote
Yup! he's totally holding it
Peopletowner t1_j9g85r2 wrote
Or One in the stink
Least_or_Greatest1 t1_j98tq1j wrote
Is he suppose to be reborn now?
autXD t1_j98xh2v wrote
This tracks
Sexy_Kumquat t1_j98zmdk wrote
Blessed head
Adeep187 t1_j99eqdc wrote
They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
Morbo_Kang_Kodos t1_j9c7or0 wrote
Stained glass artist knew exactly what he was doing
StandStillLaddie t1_j98vz7f wrote
Strained glass.
humblegains t1_j98x8n6 wrote
The artist is dry snitching...
throughNthrough t1_j98v4eg wrote
This made me sad
iLikeWorkingOut7 t1_j98z39n wrote
The child looks tied up too oh nah
unclejoel t1_j9920qn wrote
Thy rod and thy staff comfort me
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Morbo_Kang_Kodos t1_j9c7mms wrote
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
04still20smokin69 t1_j995qxm wrote
Reminds me of my confirmation
hellios0 t1_j98tx3v wrote
Wait! Is the priest trying to bless the child or molest the child?! Hmmn Just a normal occurence in the church!
FuriousRageSE t1_j997fkp wrote
Yes
itsalexagain t1_j98v234 wrote
This is why alter boys hair is always parted down the middle
RepublicanUntil2019 t1_j98vj3k wrote
Groomers
Novel_Durian_1805 t1_j98xzso wrote
Dude, no fucking way!!! 💀
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FreakedandConfused t1_j990wdq wrote
Real life
FreakedandConfused t1_j990zvh wrote
The things expected to do to get to heaven.
Necron099 t1_j992nli wrote
The artist did ask for their favorite pose...
sirslaughter1 t1_j9956dt wrote
Getting that preteen top.
gdtimmy t1_j99dru6 wrote
Lol wtf
hskfmn t1_j99fmac wrote
But…drag queens…
Kapitano72 t1_j99q19u wrote
Yeah, but her emails....
slackday t1_j99hdbi wrote
I’m cumine Patris et Filii et Suckitus Mouthi
Ashthedestructor_95 t1_j99rm5u wrote
Seems about right
silassilage t1_j99tvth wrote
Those Roman Catholics were so brazen about their activities
mmio60 t1_j99ubge wrote
There you go
Hamelinz t1_j99y0ig wrote
Isn't the kid supposed to be underneath the robes instead of in front of the priest...?
CharlieDStoic t1_j9a4ak6 wrote
Looks about right
sparkie0501 t1_j9a5ryu wrote
In plain sight
Khooni_Murga t1_j9a5wa0 wrote
Holy father of sins!
generaljimdave t1_j9ajqcx wrote
Proverbs 13:24 (New Revised Standard Version)
'Those who spare the rod hate their children, but those who love them are diligent to discipline them.'
XTheRooster t1_j9at07p wrote
“As is tradition.”
DigDoug13 t1_j9b6bo8 wrote
Is this one of those “he gets us” ads flooding my Reddit again?
imakesawdust99 t1_j9b6iyn wrote
The guys at the factory were laughing their asses off when they made this as a joke!
yoloruinslives t1_j9ba00r wrote
You can’t say you haven’t been warned
Traveling_Man_383_PA t1_j9bcbkv wrote
Just...wow. SMH
Perused t1_j9bcx7d wrote
Pastors Spitz and Swallows
Huntanz t1_j9bhk1b wrote
The truth hidden right in front of us.
B2Dirty t1_j9bl6rv wrote
I call this piece "Prey on it"
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OyeCaffeine t1_j9bq35l wrote
R/holup
GoodMornEveGoodNight OP t1_j9bqsa0 wrote
The priest said, hold up wait a second and kneel right here……….
OyeCaffeine t1_j9bqxjv wrote
😭😭😭
ren_365 t1_j9bs9i3 wrote
You mean "A Satan glass window"......................Bad dum tss
GoodMornEveGoodNight OP t1_j9bsvti wrote
Stained ass window
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Sum-Duud t1_j9bsoim wrote
r/theyknew r/therewasanattempt
I don't know how they could think this was good...
GoodMornEveGoodNight OP t1_j9bt1fp wrote
What position and institutional protection can do to a mf
BigTubOfMayo t1_j9bsw6f wrote
salvation in christ? more like salvation in a little boys mouth
GoodMornEveGoodNight OP t1_j9btb11 wrote
Fountain of living waters
thingk89 t1_j9bswde wrote
There’s no way Proof?
Unfair_Championship8 t1_j9dewj3 wrote
Very inappropriate for something with a church message! I mean the first pervs and rapist are those dudes
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RitchNotRich t1_j993jv2 wrote
This is why Alter boys always have their hair parted down the middle.
Othernation t1_j9986au wrote
Nothing to see here.. just a priestwhore Blow....move on
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mynameiskayteee t1_j99ak3q wrote
Hmmmm.
Antmantium108 t1_j99bxz0 wrote
Just...no.
Petal_Chatoyance t1_j99fc11 wrote
The moment I saw that, in my head I heard "SLURP! Slurp, slurp, slurp..."
Religion ruins everything.
WhyYouSaltyLol t1_j99hfqg wrote
The artist was sadly accurate…
goatmasterjr t1_j99prhr wrote
Blowjob Sunday?
[deleted] t1_j99uhgr wrote
Oh, they spoke aloud during the quiet section.
Final-Flower9287 t1_j99vdit wrote
😬
oskich t1_j99xkix wrote
r/theyknew
Compote_Alive t1_j9a0fn0 wrote
Golly who commissioned that one?
no_use_your_name t1_j9a26q0 wrote
I’m sure people point this out and we’re told they were perverts for thinking that way about priests and alter boys
picomtg t1_j9a2lsw wrote
Lmao tone def much?
remlapj t1_j9airmt wrote
Is this how they advertise open becoming a minister?
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[deleted] t1_j9azcnk wrote
Lol, The other guy is locked in not watching. What a saint.
Smart-Pizza t1_j9bk2un wrote
r/HolUp
enemycap420 t1_j9blf4r wrote
r/holup
seek_n_hide t1_j9bm9s8 wrote
That’s a shame.
DJDopeyG t1_j9bzdj4 wrote
Perception: 100
GoodMornEveGoodNight OP t1_j9bzip3 wrote
True Sight
Morbo_Kang_Kodos t1_j9c81na wrote
“…..whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” - Ezekiel 23:20
thingsthatgomoo t1_j9c88tb wrote
r/theyknew
UnravelledGhoul t1_j9cgq2p wrote
You will find the grace of God, inside my Rec-tory~
slemklumpen t1_j9cjulf wrote
... and face.
Impisus2 t1_j9cmakb wrote
He gets us
ParrotheadTink t1_j9cxo97 wrote
I remember David looking up at that same window in an episode of Six Feet Under
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herbalistfarmer t1_j9fhqdr wrote
That’s what grooming looks like.
DiegoEvair t1_j98vu87 wrote
OMFG!!!
Blitzsturm t1_j98wnmj wrote
That's right Billy. Feel the holy spirit come inside you.