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kemaluo t1_jeex0ez wrote

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

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apathetic-drunk t1_jefchqc wrote

POV: ur an untrained, poorly armed Russian soldier in Ukraine about to be sent to the front lines to draw machine gun fire so your buddies can go shoot the poor guy just trying to defend his country

^Slava ^Ukraini

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optimusbrides t1_jeeyf7f wrote

Is it one of those plain notebooks or an actual book?

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JS3427 OP t1_jeeyxky wrote

Oh no, it’s a full book with chapters!

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jnemesh t1_jeg7fom wrote

I hear it reads like stereo instructions...

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JS3427 OP t1_jegero9 wrote

ah, in some parts. I just have to keep in mind his very noticeable tone.

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optimusbrides t1_jef07ma wrote

I can only see notebooks out there in the wild.

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JS3427 OP t1_jef0edx wrote

And I was skeptical too. Then I opened it and saw words. I looked at him as we walked out the room.

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optimusbrides t1_jefbdzb wrote

The notebooks have the first few pages copied from the film then blank after that... Did you check the whole book lol

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warren54batman t1_jegie3d wrote

We've got one of those, we use it to make notes about our Hallowe'en each year. What we did, what the kids were, how many kids came to the door, the weather... You get the idea.

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optimusbrides t1_jegn2ta wrote

Oh my word that's such a good idea, a diary so to speak for annual events...

Aww man I've a 5 year old and a 1 year old... Too late ?

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warren54batman t1_jegn88j wrote

My kids are 9 and 12.. I think we started about 6 years ago. It helps with candy buying and decorating improvements for sure.

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gittlebass t1_jegn59z wrote

I have the same book, it's a blank notebook

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JS3427 OP t1_jegnavw wrote

Remind me Monday, it’s in his office. I’m already home.

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EnragedAmoeba t1_jef69w9 wrote

Yo if my CO handed me that, I'd be giving my entire team the side-eye...

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drbrunch t1_jefucif wrote

Handbook for the Recently Diseased...

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Zombie_rocker t1_jef3f7m wrote

I always wanted to pick one of those up for myself.

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JS3427 OP t1_jef48ji wrote

I started reading it and it’s mildly entertaining.

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my__name__is t1_jef99j1 wrote

I looked this up after seeing the post. I see there are a bunch of versions, but there was one on Amazon for like $6. Mailed it to my buddy with no context.

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JS3427 OP t1_jef9oe4 wrote

Noice! I’d love to see his reaction. Hahaha

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DinaDinaDinaBatman t1_jeffng3 wrote

considering your camo pants and boots I'd say this was a gift in poor taste.

however.. beetlejuice.

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JS3427 OP t1_jefg6ah wrote

Naw he just saw me sitting in his office and handed it to me.

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co3078 t1_jef4fpu wrote

I was looking for one of those for an add-on to a Halloween costume. Unfortunately, the ones I've seen are over $100 each.

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zyzmog t1_jefmhpt wrote

That's one of those books that you DEFINITELY want to read before the exam.

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Obar-Dheathain t1_jefg4de wrote

Looks like he's had it sitting around since the 50s.

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Gunguy500 t1_jeg2kan wrote

I read the title of the book, then was totally unsurprised to see that you're military.

Well hey, maybe it is a good read?

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JS3427 OP t1_jeg5hx7 wrote

Yeah it was kinda interesting.

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trithumbs t1_jeg4ch8 wrote

“This book reads like stereo instructions”

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Spartan2470 t1_jegaf43 wrote

> A manual designed to introduce you to this new dimension so that you can adapt in the best possible way.

> In the following book you will find the following:

> * How to know that you have died

  • Advantages of being dead
  • Rules of the world of the dead
  • Activities of the world of the dead
  • Laws of the deceased
  • Karma and the harmony of the spirit
  • Ascension to heaven and tips to get out of limbo

> Possibly any decision or thought to which you wish to return, will be very late because if you find out it is because you may already be dead, without having for sure that when you wake up in the afterlife you will be the same person, much less have memories about that absence that is occurring.

> The consciousness that arises from being dead, manifests itself through a series of signs that each deceased person goes through.

> The cessation of life, is directly associated with ceasing to stress about issues such as stopping eating or going out shopping, in addition, the bill coverage is released, at the same time that you will not have to work anymore, that is death is directly associated with an infinite time with your soul, so it is a more reflective stage.

> The first thing that a dead person must deal with is the loss of fear, to assume his condition, and leave behind the materialistic vision because all that loses value in every way, because the physical spirit disappears with the arrival of death, then it is possible to advance to the world of the living without inflicting harm or fear to others.

> A manual with a neutral, formal tone that brings value to the reader and all those who want to have a more solid idea of what it can mean to enter the dimension of the beyond.

> *This book is not based on any solid scientific fact, it is only suppositions and should not be taken literally in any way, nor should it be taken with more credibility than the simple fact of entertaining the reader.

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Antique_Egg7083 t1_jefrhl3 wrote

Just got out myself. Towards the end they made sure I felt dead inside.

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Foreign-Gap-1242 t1_jeg1qcu wrote

wow does this mean you are dead to him? eeek i think you can one up this with a fish in a newspaper on his desk or a horses head in his bed

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DashCat9 t1_jeg5euu wrote

Beetlejuice the musical is currently touring.

Go see it.

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JvD06 t1_jeg5k1l wrote

Recently deceased? Are you going to die yesterday?

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Cpl2171 t1_jego36a wrote

Was there also an invitation to the pit?

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axisrahl85 t1_jegw4wv wrote

I got one of these in one of those subscription boxes a few years back.

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JS3427 OP t1_jegwmdi wrote

Was it like this one or the same one?

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Sundaver t1_jegyf83 wrote

Since when did the military use Craftsman tools LMAOO get into your civis private

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seesawseesaw t1_jeh0fib wrote

Don’t feed the troll.

<this script will be following you forever>

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Sundaver t1_jeh21zk wrote

You are right I need to stop responding to people who can’t think nor research for themselves. It’s a fallacy of mine but hope to empower someone, at least one person, to do the same

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QuentinUK t1_jeh0mqc wrote

Companion book to “Life, A user’s manual”.

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wimwood t1_jeh2zco wrote

My absolute favorite movie.

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carndees t1_jef60dt wrote

Might make sense for your boss to think you're dead, I can't see your legs either.

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JS3427 OP t1_jef6g2g wrote

Are you hitting on me? Lol 😳

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