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red_west_la t1_j22v60c wrote

That's not Jesus, I've seen this guy. He lives in a tent on Main Street.

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bgazm t1_j22zk7d wrote

He's got the Atchyaforia.

One eye looking at ya, the other looking for ya.

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notaedivad t1_j22wf3b wrote

And he's white!?

Jesus was middle-eastern... If he ever existed at all...

Edit: The butthurt religious downvotes have started already...

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sumpuran t1_j23051b wrote

Middle Easterners are white too.

Now, would Jesus have had blonde hair, light skin, and blue eyes like a Scandinavian? Probably not. It’s more likely that he looked Mediterranean, with dark brown or black hair, olive-brown skin, and brown eyes.

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PancreaticDefect t1_j232u86 wrote

He also probably had short hair.
On that note I always find it funny when men with "traditional values" deride other men when they have long hair yet they worship a dude who looks like you would have seen him on Headbangers Ball and 100% believe he actually looked like that.

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Random0s2oh t1_j24rx2g wrote

So here's a joke I heard at church years ago.

Son: Dad, can I use the car?

Dad: Not until you get a haircut.

Son (after thinking on it a few minutes): You know, Dad, Jesus had long hair.

Dad: And Jesus walked everywhere he went, didn't he?

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TechnocraticWardance t1_j23ku3v wrote

>Middle Easterners are white too

I am uncertain if this is the general consensus among Middel Easterners as well.

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dreday67 t1_j233qhn wrote

He’s just missing the Biggie Smalls tilted crown of thorns

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