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AugustHenceforth t1_j2e480h wrote
Tears as in torn
lucifersam94 t1_j2elbuf wrote
Oh jeez 😳
Dry_Needleworker7504 t1_j2ewldw wrote
Priest cum
TheBelhade t1_j2eep0v wrote
Benedict...he was Pope Sidious, right?
HarryHacker42 t1_j2eor1u wrote
Was this meal cooked in the fires of Hell where the dead Pope is now residing?
robbycakes t1_j2ewmnj wrote
Sinead? Is that you?
HarryHacker42 t1_j2fsrwa wrote
Sinead O'Conner was right! It was unpopular with Catholics to admit their beloved holy institution was hiding child molesters from prosecution and letting them continue to molest, but that turned out to be fact.
I salute her for trashing her career trying to do the right thing. https://sports.yahoo.com/sinead-o-connor-reflects-controversial-162647216.html
ReignOfTerror t1_j2eta22 wrote
There's no place like Rome for the hollandaise
Vladius28 t1_j2fqmvo wrote
Man, that's a dope Benedict
sawltydawgD t1_j2e44ac wrote
Hitler Youth on English Muffins? Pedo Priest Shuffle Surprise?
3600MilesAway t1_j2e7rx2 wrote
Should have added some black smoke but i guess, we don’t get to say habemus papam this time, so it’s okay.
Darkromani t1_j2f57j1 wrote
fuck the catholic church. they do nothing but support rapists and pedophiles.
AugustHenceforth t1_j2e3zg1 wrote
The only thing not perfect about that is 'tisn't in front of me.
XB1_S8 t1_j2egebt wrote
Since it was just Christmas, you should eat them off an old Cadillac hubcap. Why? There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Heiferoni t1_j2esqq3 wrote
You would have made a hell of a pope.
jeffinRTP t1_j2e39un wrote
I'm guessing that's what he likes for breakfast?
geminichick3721 t1_j2e5ymq wrote
Pope Benedict died
empgodot t1_j2ee62g wrote
And also Benedict's diet.
Chiknlitesnchrome t1_j2e5yo1 wrote
It’s eggs “Benedict”
Hence pope Benedict.
I’m guessing the bacon being crossed into an x means cya later
jeffinRTP t1_j2el9pv wrote
Totally missed that.
signalpirate t1_j2exprw wrote
Those are aborted chickens!!!! How dare you!!!
new-Aurora t1_j2ey8yc wrote
Ah yes - Pope Hash Brown the third. He will be missed
Koffeekage t1_j2f0437 wrote
Now eat 16 of them.
HirokiTakumi t1_j2ftqwf wrote
Fuck, I haven't had eggs Benedict in forever! I need to fix that...
tias23111 t1_j2e5npn wrote
Eggs resigns in Latin and prays quietly for ten years
DasbootTX t1_j2e5x93 wrote
take my upvote, blasphemer !
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RedAfricanFish t1_j2e7xt6 wrote
Eggs benedict :>
Sleepy_McSleepyhead t1_j2egeg5 wrote
Lead Diddler eggs and bacon?
Express-Bench-1732 t1_j2fe38k wrote
Fuck that guy
HythlodaeusHuxley t1_j2fgnvk wrote
We will always have Rome, and eggs
S0BEC t1_j2e3vkr wrote
Is the secret ingredient children tears?