Really?? You have the wrong equipment and everything else. Are you serious?

You can start by turning gay yourself just to try out how hard turning your sexual orientation is. With this experience you can shurely relate how hard it is for her and start a meaningful connection with her.

Just report the troll folks

Explain to her (in small simple words please) that as a man you know what is best for women, including her. That it's just a silly phase she is in and that you will be better for her than any mere woman could ever be. Reiterate often that you are a MAN and that you demand she date you.
If she refuses remind her that all you have to do is talk to her father and he will hand her right over to you. This is the best way to approach any woman you desire to date. Show her your alphaness and refuse to be a fool.

(Hate that I have to do this, as I think the /s should be quite clear here, but I've been wrong about how others perceive sarcasm before)

Start by deleting this and leaving her the hell alone

You don’t.

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Let her know you’re a male presenting trans female lesbian. That should do the trick.