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t1_itvt8nn wrote

I am answering you from INSIDE a corn maze. I entered this corn maze three days ago. Thankfully, I packed an extra battery before I came in here, so my phone has held out. In the mornings I lick from the dewy leaves for moisture. I grow hungry. Send help!

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t1_itw09jb wrote

If only there was some sort of food to forage in that corn maze...

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t1_itwgv4w wrote

I have destroyed and eaten my three companions as well as four other people who were stuck in here. The corn is deep and tomorrow never comes.

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t1_itwrswu wrote

Actually I think most corn mazes are field corn which is dried on the stalk. They are planted as close as it can get and is for bulk products like corn for feeding other animals.

The corn you buy from the store is planted in very tidy rows and more expensive. But also tastier.

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t1_itwvcii wrote

You are correct, but I definitely take cattle corn over starving.

But it's all good, the OP copped to being a minotaur so he's going to have a lifetime supply of Athenian virgins to munch on.

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t1_itvrnzg wrote

Liberty Mills is about an hour away. It’s huge and amazing. They have three different mazes that all interconnect and each one has a little activity if you want to do it. The corn is taller than you so it’s a real maze which is cool. Near tons of wineries if you’re in to that.

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t1_itv87gg wrote

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t1_itwdkx6 wrote

I was here Sunday, $12 per adult. The entrance was a giant hay castle. Also had other stuff. Corn pit was lord of the flies shit which was fun to watch. Hay ride out there, pumpkin patch was $0.75 a pound or $1 per little one. Couple of food trucks.

Corn maze took like 90 minutes or so with a couple of exits prior to the real exit.

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t1_itwr07a wrote

Corn pit was lord of the flies - that's exactly right haha. It felt very aggressive.

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t1_itxpj1y wrote

Skinquarter has a free one this year.

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t1_itw7zhe wrote

Chesterfield Berry Farm has a 8 acre one. I didn't have the patience to go through it with my 8 year old on Sunday but seemed many liked it.

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