Submitted by SaintBiggusDickus t3_1198dyw in technology
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Arrowtica t1_j9mqkvg wrote
Darwin Awards looking fresh this year
sysadminbj t1_j9l29pu wrote
That Frankie La(forget his name) is going to get so much content out of this.
JustLurkingInSNJ t1_j9l0zd1 wrote
That sounds safe!
PEVEI t1_j9l33sh wrote
Two things I really don't want in my car: giant screens instead of physical controls, and TikTok.
UngusBungus_ t1_j9n2jfn wrote
Please Biden ban this shit 🛐🙏🙏
hayden_evans t1_j9l8iu1 wrote
Quite possibly two of the absolute WORST possible apps to be using while you operate a vehicle. Who the fuck signed off on this?
Ok_Ninja_1602 t1_j9l3y69 wrote
Seems like the proper apps for this car.
kratrz t1_j9l6dpk wrote
All the execs at my previous corporate company joined zoom meetings with video on from their drive. Not a care for no mobile devices while driving law
codes4242 t1_j9n041y wrote
Ok but did they make tiktok dance videos?
thegurba t1_j9l4ks3 wrote
Great idea! Oh wait
bitfriend6 t1_j9l6dqj wrote
Gross. Mercedes owners want an Apple screen not this gross non-Apple pleb stuff. Let's be honest, if Mercedes made Daimlernet as their exclusive, $100/mo paid communications platform with verified checkmarks they'd get a lot of buyers. Daimlernet would also be useful for Freightliner (a Mercedes product) as a built-in ELD, smog and weight compliance device. A lot of trucking companies would by a Daimlernet radio relay mesh network for guaranteed communication to trucks, and Mercedes could leverage this to bootstrap self-driving vehicles.
Instead we got flossing, angry birds and livestreamed porn.
axionic t1_j9la5py wrote
Pardon me while I get in my time machine and explain to people in the fifties why we need TVs in cars.
DethNaRoK t1_j9m55ys wrote
OMG now how I know how my dad feels complaining about new vehicles with electric windows and non-vinyl floors
WordsOfRadiants t1_j9oa2vs wrote
Why would anyone be mad about electric windows??
DashDaddyD t1_j9mdgng wrote
But why?
SaintBiggusDickus OP t1_j9mnbfg wrote
Chinese wanna hear what rich people are talking about in their fancy cars.
mattsticker t1_j9mnhna wrote
WHY would you put TikTok in a vehicle!?!? Welp, there goes the car insurance rates…….and vehicular homicide rates….AGAIN
Tomalesforbreakfast t1_j9mtbj9 wrote
Short sighted af
Head-Ad4770 t1_j9n21u1 wrote
Ah yes, using a dangerous app (TikTok), while doing a dangerous thing (driving a motor vehicle), what could possibly go wrong? Expect r/whatcouldgowrong to start skyrocketing in popularity because of this.
gandalfs_burglar t1_j9omsag wrote
Getting rid of them will probably be a sub service lol
ascencione t1_j9owjw7 wrote
u drive?, u text?, u tok?, u pay!
amitrion t1_j9oylct wrote
Yes. I can zoom from the car on my way into the office in the middle of rush hour.
cultureicon t1_j9p42bl wrote
What a breakthrough, tablet technology available 13 years ago.
great_auks t1_j9l0f0m wrote
What could possibly go wrong?