It's good to know the collapse of our ecosystem won't affect our TV programs.

Cause it's not about the catch, it's about the yelling at each other we did along the way.

Deadliest catch without the crabs, we're running out of gas, call the Arabs!

But maybe it should?

Just cancel the show if crabs are in that much danger for Christ's sake

Just record some pick ups in the studio and cheat them under stock footage of fish, it's fine.

They haven't let multiple stars sexually assaulting children slow them down, why would the death of the crab fishery?

Late stage capitalism at it again.