When I was 13 I spilled a whole bottle of nail polish remover in my lap and somehow it got into my vagina.

I don't remember the details, but I remember running into the bathroom and jumping into the tub to try to stop the burning with cold water. It didn't really help. To top it off, I was super embarrassed by how dumb it was to injure my most sensitive parts like that.

...These things happen. 🤷‍♀️