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speculatrix t1_jcqzz2y wrote

TIFU by writing "I rated sausage" which sounded so dodgy!

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InadmissibleHug t1_jcrbgw0 wrote

My dirty mind went way down. Dodgy AF

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speculatrix t1_jcsccby wrote

I've never heard of summer sausage and immediately thought it was a euphemism which would be explained by OP, so the whole post turned out rather more innocent than expected.

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mmmmmratner t1_jcvccgh wrote

Would have been in the same situation even if it had said "eating" instead of "rating"

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Sam-Gunn t1_jcvdyjh wrote

"And this one is comparable in both taste and size to Jeff, a man I dated shortly after college..."

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Whats-Upvote t1_jctpd9s wrote

Completely was expecting “that’s the exact size my ex was” or something to that effect.

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otterbomber t1_jcu1ogy wrote

It was the whole reason I clicked, partly disappointed partly amused

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