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sirstephenthebrave t1_ivzdrqz wrote
Almost certainly, still commented in the hopes it's real.
[deleted] OP t1_ivze5iz wrote
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hipsiguy t1_ivzd5xu wrote
Unique comment #1
Lower-Present5511 t1_ivzdkqp wrote
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sirstephenthebrave t1_ivzdlhc wrote
You're probably boned if this is real.
[deleted] OP t1_ivzesag wrote
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Reverberer t1_ivzdone wrote
Ha ha ha ha ha unlucky dude. Sometimes cockiness gets the better of us all. Good luck with the wings.
horrifyingthought t1_ivzdqoy wrote
? I could not care less about your outfit, I didn't even look at it, but how is this a fuck-up?
If you are capable of laughing at yourself and play it up in good fun then this sounds like a hilarious night with a bunch of girls and a hilarious story in the making. Plus it lends itself nicely to challenging them to a rematch.
It's only a fuck-up if you run in as fast as possible, order the wings, eat them while cowering in corner with the least light, then GTFO.
Bring the girls, barge in saying "HOWDY BOYS" and strut to the bar, order your wings like a boss while fluttering your eyelashes at every man and woman in sight, be as ridiculous as possible, roll with the punches, and it will be a night of legends.
I'm annoyed just reading your post, this isn't a fuckup this is an opportunity.
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[deleted] OP t1_ivzdghz wrote
Stupid ploy for upvotes. Find a better way to get karma.