Submitted by flaskextinguisher t3_z45l6x in tifu
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpqvpw wrote
Reply to comment by Kewkky in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
When do you think it'll start looking better? Do you think it'll be worse in the morning?
TheLaGrangianMethod t1_ixprcia wrote
Yup.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixprgbg wrote
Like just the swelling or the bruising too? I was hoping all the bruising would at least have the decency to stay contained to my eyelid, but I'm worried it'll spread below my eye. What do you think?
SLAVA_STRANA541 t1_ixps3xs wrote
It’s gonna get a tad worse before it gets better, just tell everyone at work you walked into a door as your new boyfriend sits in a dark corner slowly nodding his head
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpsdyp wrote
Haha, not in any relationship right now. I can't imagine having a black eye is going to help my chances either lol
tmccrn t1_ixrxr3q wrote
It will… here is a time lapse of a healing black eye
It won’t make you feel better, but it will hopefully spare you from nasty surprises
kuh-tea-uh t1_ixsgzv8 wrote
TheReinsofFullnight t1_ixqn8nk wrote
Dude that thing is going to go through the rainbow before it gets better.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixqnerv wrote
Well, I've already seen blue, red, and purple. When do you think I'll see orange, yellow, and green?
TheReinsofFullnight t1_ixqtd8h wrote
No I mean your eye will be green/blue/purple/gross yellow brown etc. if you’re seeing those colors you might need a doctor? Lol
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixqu5k1 wrote
Sorry, no I meant when do you think my eye is going to turn all those colors? lol
TheReinsofFullnight t1_ixrcbs6 wrote
Over the next few weeks lol.
Kewkky t1_ixprjid wrote
I had a face injury last year on November. It kept swelling and generally sucked for like 2-3 days, then stayed swelled for like almost 2 weeks, and finally started noticeably going down.
Maybe yours isn't as bad as mine, but it'll definitely still be very swollen tomorrow.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixprvil wrote
How bad did yours look compared to mine? And how long did it last for?
anonymois1111111 t1_ixqc9s3 wrote
I fell on my face waking my dog and it looked bad for a couple of weeks. Got really swollen. I bought an eye patch so I could go to work without people staring. Got to listen to lots of pirate jokes. Lol. Maybe you could try that?
tmccrn t1_ixrxivh wrote
About two weeks, you should be down to a nice sickly green color that can be covered with makeup
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