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Robbotlove t1_je4s3d0 wrote

that's a dinosaur.

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dicky_seamus_614 t1_je4vn7i wrote

Really if these Raptor-bastards were people size, they’d rule this planet!

Turn a mouse loose in a chicken coop pen some time and watch the carnage

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ravennesejaguar OP t1_je4xn8n wrote

apparently they were bred from fighting cocks in the 1980s ... so there's a potential to evolve them further (insert intense Dr. Ian Malcolm stare)

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SometimesILieToo t1_je59vuj wrote

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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LorenzoStomp t1_je95x1u wrote

Well, they'd still have chicken smarts. But if they bred fast you probably would keep your yard free of cover and not take your trash out unarmed.

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Brodellsky t1_je7hw81 wrote

Literally. My local museum has a chicken in the dinosaur exhibit even.

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Hanginon t1_je4qiyp wrote

The fox that get's into the henhouse is going to have a bad time! 0_0

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keirmot t1_je4r6gn wrote

This thing could give a small Wolf some trouble too. Jesus fuck it’s ginormous

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gutterbrain73 t1_je4st1f wrote

Well if you're gonna compare cock sizes, this one's gonna win...

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Genius-Imbecile t1_je7cd52 wrote

Size isn't everything though. Sometimes, I'm in the mood for a little cornish hen.

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talley89 t1_je6khzm wrote

“Tall” should be the last word in the sentence.

That was painful to read.

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technicalityNDBO t1_je5bh4k wrote

so far - 16 comments and only ONE of them is a dick joke. C'mon Reddit!

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awhq t1_je5vlmy wrote

A 4 foot tall chicken would be terrifying.

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enigbert t1_je7gow8 wrote

>To be considered an Índio Gigante, the rooster should be at least 105 centimeters (1.05 meters), with a minimum weight of 4.5 kilograms as an adult

So they're only bones, skin and feathers...

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MamboCircus t1_je5e4by wrote

TFW you realise Chicken little was actually true to scale...

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Zeeboon t1_je5pdc3 wrote

They don't seem that much bigger than most regular chickens, just stretched out. Honestly they look a bit uncomfortable, like they're gonna get a stiff neck.

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FistfulOfShit t1_je7xbbc wrote

1.2 meter is definitely "not that much bigger"

I never saw a chicken that even when dead and stretched to the max having 1.2 meter in length

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seuadr t1_je68qj3 wrote

chicharron! chicharron!

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B-in-Va t1_je4wg9o wrote

That just doesn't look right.

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xminh t1_je51gd1 wrote

I would be terrified if I came across one of these ngl

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benry87 t1_je5ebtq wrote

Good lord, how big are the eggs?!

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justasmalltowndad t1_je62ub4 wrote

Dude grew up hearing stories of his epic ancestors and made it his life mission to try to return to their former glory...

Yo, that's a DreamWorks animated movie I'd watch.

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Jassida t1_je64z8l wrote

Is it short above 1.2m?

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CJFelony t1_je6mt6c wrote

I'm going to need a bigger sweet and sour sauce cup.

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huh_phd t1_je7lgwa wrote

Now that's a rooster I WOULD NOT fuck with

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brumac44 t1_je7r56o wrote

You've heard of buffalo wings? This is the mighty buffalo chicken.

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garrbear22622 t1_je83dd8 wrote

Also look up the Brahma chicken. Then post it on r/absoluteunits

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castiglione_99 t1_je8cu0l wrote

So there's a breed of chicken that a little monkey can ride like a horse?

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F0000r t1_je4y32w wrote

He reminds me of that tall and awkward kid from Hugh School.

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dougaderly t1_je6bz1n wrote

That's saying a lot. Hugh school is filled with the socially awkward, but THAT kid? Man I still have nightmares about him.

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