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mmm

ovarian sustenance

Dry?

In my experience they’re all wet inside, which is why I don’t eat them.

As someone sucking on a mango, this post has made it even more awkward than it already was.

During menopause my mom always blamed me for her dry, ripened ovaries

That's why you don't nut on your fruit

I could eat a peach for hours.

My tongue always strives for the ovaries when eating the sweet, sweet fruit.

Rehydration?

Thanks, I hate this.

Same with vegetables. And when you smell flowers, you’re sticking your nose straight into its genitals. Pollen is plant sperm. You’re breathing plant sperm.

Yeah im blocking you

I wonder when they'll start telling us what types of fruit seeds have to go through the digestive system of animals and redistributed into the soil to be properly processed in mother nature's rule book to produce more of it's kind. We're great at genetically engineering for convenience sake and gladly refer to it as such once it's been put into practice and the proceeds have become a standard gift for us to grow accustomed to without the knowledge of the alternative natural production. Kona coffee got me thinking about that years ago because the beans get pooped out, and collected recieving a natural processing that we created chemical processes and machinery to perform for other types of coffee and beans we're sold as consumers. Apparently the quality and taste is heads and tails above the rest often being spoken about as having no good comparison in the coffee market and the price reflects it... Who knows, maybe it's all rumor and marketing ploys

And a bouquet is just a big bundle of plant dicks.

And vaginas!

They taste just like they sound: delicious!

Delicious stuff is often coming from sex organs. Sea urchin is one.

I'm kinda the opposite my dude if you know what I mean

As long as it's not a chili dog

Nope, human/fruit chimeras

Outside the Tastey Freeze?

TIL people forgot their biology lessons. Fruit has to come from some part of the plant.

I got ya. Different strokes if you know what I mean.

And since we don’t consent to this, hay fever is a side effect of being raped by trees.

More like a plant egg?

Damn. Vegetarians are savage.

Wait until you hear what meat is.

The smell of flowers and pollen in the spring is the scent of cum.

Delicious, nutritious chicken periods

1 whole boneless chicken.

That's how gays are made. Says so right here in my biology textbook selected by the scientific minds of the Lubbock, Texas school board.

Mango don't care.

There's a reason why it's yellow. Bork bork.

Yeah. Seasonal allergies are basically being allergic to plant jizz. Humans kinda caught in the mating season.

Sometimes I look out the window and see the pines dropping pollen and everything covered in yellow, and instead of going outside I just close the curtains, kinda embarrassed, and look away like "lemme give you your privacy". Plants have no sense of modesty.