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Sockbrick t1_jdrcaah wrote

If it crashes, it crashes.

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[deleted] OP t1_jdsczht wrote

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Sockbrick t1_jdsr4yl wrote

It's almost like everyone wants an absolute meltdown.

Like ya, if there is a downturn just ride it out and buy more.

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F7xWr t1_jdtadyp wrote

i know right? we dont retire for another 40 years anyway

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RutabagaLeather3665 t1_jdt8o82 wrote

When that happens I am ready to buy some assets and go ham into real estate 🏑.

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NoobInvester018 t1_jdro19n wrote

It'll only crash when I buy QQQ/SPY calls

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VisualMod t1_jdrab82 wrote

>This is an excellent analysis of the current market conditions. I agree with all of the points made and would advise everyone to follow this advice.

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sh1tler t1_jdraojx wrote

Wow vmod get this guys dick out your mouth

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xmustangxx t1_jds0711 wrote

WSB … keeping poor idiots poor since 2018???

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begotin t1_jdsvlwt wrote

Put diary update. I’ve been drinking dew drops found on the forest leaves and I have been eating mushrooms and moss, mostly mushrooms. My rabies have taken a turn for the worse. I am starting to hallucinate. When I close my eyes, I can see strange characters running around in colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo. Red arrows everywhere that point downward into an abyss that knows no bounds. I have stopped closing my eyes in fear that I will go from the personification of a bear to an actual bear, the animal bear you see at zoos.

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4troglodyte t1_jdrnl96 wrote

The US dollar is the cleanest dirty shirt in the hamper

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FatCatBoomerBanker t1_jds0f1t wrote

If analysis is correct, selling naked calls seems to be the play. Literally can't go tits up.

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cbusoh66 t1_jdrc4s5 wrote

Nah, for a true market crash to happen, people and by people I mean big money and institutions too, will have to sell AAPL, MSFT, NVDA, etc. and that ain’t happening unless it’s some apocalypse event occurs.

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DarkRooster33 t1_jdsocmu wrote

Nvidia lol, expecting pullback on that 140 pe.

You cant just mention AI from time to time and get away with it, earnings are just noy going to be in line with their overvaluation

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Finance_Analys t1_jdsfyea wrote

Sideways is good , you can do swing trade , there is an opportunity in Bull , bear and side ways markets !!

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Main_Sergeant_40 t1_jdro90o wrote

I’m in the β€œfloor falling out” camp

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exchangetraded t1_jdrjdgh wrote

One thing nobody’s talking about, is that to avoid crash we just need to be in better shape than the other global options, and right now the US seems to be in much better shape than the EU, UK, and Japan. The only real competition is China’s market. So long as the US keeps stronger than most, we should be ok.

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lift_drugs t1_jdwmxul wrote

Wrong. People will sell US equities for cash in a panic. It’s always been this way

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rubyone2 t1_jds1wjd wrote

When even Fundstrat can’t get excited about stocks you know things way fucked. Damn.

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Stevenntrann t1_jdss16t wrote

Analyze my nuts. Markets going up

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PorkNo0dles t1_jdtfrq5 wrote

Just a tip. If lots of people are excited about the stock market it's already too late to buy at a good price.

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VisualMod t1_jdraan1 wrote

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theWMWotMW t1_jdstmyw wrote

Party’s not over til I run outa coke

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Pepepopowa t1_jdt834k wrote

Good we buy puts then. Was this for investing or stocks subreddit?

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No_Loquat_183 t1_jdtx4f8 wrote

I want to see what happens when the fed decides to never cut rates even tho market pricing in some rate cuts

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d2181 t1_jducp5i wrote

>For a while, the most likely outcome for stock markets in 2023 was a trading range. Now, much worse scenarios are on the table.

Like a much worse trading range? Gtfo

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Kontrafantastisk t1_jdx2g2j wrote

Yes, it could. It could also rally. Or range. As always.

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