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IsoAgent t1_jdyy2ml wrote

Jim Cramer is the type of guy who would return car rentals full of trash.

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Rivster79 t1_je0axqj wrote

So he would just stay in the car?

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TurntTaffy t1_je2wh82 wrote

He would stay in with the Wendy’s bags

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Schwhitey t1_je0aeu2 wrote

Also the type of guy to not put his shopping cart back in the cart corral and just leave it in the parking spot next to him

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bitcoinbraves t1_je20fgg wrote

He does the same with the weight rack at the gym. Never puts them back in the right place.

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JackD2633 t1_je29udi wrote

sits on the calf machine talking on cell for 20 min

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GHOST12339 t1_je237cp wrote

How many dudes are moving the whole rack? Now I need to see fan art of stole cramer.

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LerooooooooyJenkins t1_je27b4q wrote

I would love to take that cart and ram it into his car as I yelled, "LERROOOOOOOOOOY JEEENNNKKKKIIIIINNNNNSSSSS"

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PVRDave t1_je37kp6 wrote

I’m the type that would park behind him, take the cart to the corral and make him wait. And say “see how easy that was you efffing Qunt?”

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Asleep_Recognition_6 t1_je4u51c wrote

If everyone put the cart back in the corral, a store employee woukld lose their job. Think about it the next time...

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Jandcam1 t1_jdyonip wrote

ahh fuck

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Simkinn1 t1_jdzcqn5 wrote

Holding Frc, BAC and KBE, FRC my main focus

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BourboneAFCV t1_jdyvnl5 wrote

Everyone is shorting the market right now, its a good time to do the opposite

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ScaryTimeTravel t1_jdzgue8 wrote

Cramer is always consistent. Always consistently wrong.

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smugglebooze2casinos t1_je3yqaa wrote

can the banks stop you from withdrawing 90% of you money? do u owe them an explanation?

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MajorFerret3225 t1_jdz6u19 wrote

Cant believe the government took over and shut it down and sold everything to another bank for a discount so fast. No one even knew what was happening. Its like it was planned, no one could of predicted it or anything. Governments full of fascists.

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Imrhino51 t1_jdzjrfk wrote

Cramer that guy said the housing market will never crash and trashing people who predicted it would Jim Cramer

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Thin_Difficulty_1319 t1_je2ktur wrote

Well he was right about that. I don't agree with him on most things but it won't, you can't make more land it will always sell for more year over year. The wealthiest people in the world deal real estate. It's never going to die

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Imrhino51 t1_je2tibm wrote

Yeah but he’ll be fine because our taxes bail them out after their friends in politics rig the system like Bush did. Yeah real estate is a good invest. Of course my 401K got killed and o know just average people who lost their homes. No bail out for them. They have everyone playing right/left game when it’s rich poor everyone fighting over transgender nonsense while we’re being banged in the ass by the rich

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Queef_Latifahh t1_je026el wrote

As an outsider I’m getting the impression to do the opposite of whatever Jim Cramer says.

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ODBrewer t1_je0bedi wrote

He’s just desperately trying to be right about something, anything.

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galt035 t1_jdzp5ak wrote

Sooooo we are about to have a systemic banking crisis.. fuck me

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Tahmeed09 t1_jdzpwkm wrote

Wow looks like recession is recancelled. Thanks jim

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BlownCamaro t1_jdzq1zb wrote

I won big selling puts on C and BAC. Closed out 70% wins in only 2 days!

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LuisTechnology t1_jdzszyt wrote

Work like clockwork 😌Just listen to him on reverse 🔄 it’s the same as doing the opposite lmao

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Artistic_Gene_5217 t1_je0a342 wrote

Cramer will sell his grandmother if he can make a buck out of it then say oh I was always acting in her best interests

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Artistic_Gene_5217 t1_je0avhe wrote

Dear god gotta love this guy for being inverse barometer lmao

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DirtySchlick t1_je0dcaj wrote

I think he is just fucking with us…

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Usual-Scarcity-4295 t1_je1nsgf wrote

They crashed SVB on purpose. It was definitely an effort to Target the crypto industry. The most obvious point they have made is that crypto is a threat to the fed.

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Apha-apha t1_jdz2t75 wrote

Yolo on BAC calls.. inverse Jim Cramer🚀🚀

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goatmasterjr t1_jdz45h6 wrote

Why they keep em around? Betcha he blows good 😃

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ak0415 t1_jdzf8pc wrote

What if he's right this time, I mean wrong, right? Uh...

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tsassi t1_jdzigtq wrote

Yeah, thanks Cramer, you are the worst, ah best 👍

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Purple_Lizzard t1_jdzk6zj wrote

interested to see what the spider does today

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One_Temperature3119 t1_je0238g wrote

“First Citizens Bank outperforms market on Monday”

-SeekingAlpha at 4 pm, probably

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ss68and66 t1_je08cs0 wrote

This guy's an idiot, earnings and dividends are two weeks away...

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El_Chappy_NotSoSavvy t1_je0pevh wrote

Buy, buy, buy! The Oracle(William Raymond Valentine) has spoken.

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ollie-tine t1_je0ry60 wrote

If Cramer is saying this, we’re in the first inning.

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jko629 t1_je1hu07 wrote

❤️😂

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ThePugz t1_je1tbw0 wrote

Never was a bank crisis for one to be over. There was literally never any crisis at all, whatsoever. LMMFAO

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Welvy88 t1_je1vbo7 wrote

oh damn, time to all in frc

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W1nn1gAtL1fe t1_je1xgcr wrote

Fuck, I need to get out of my bear positions ASAP

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US_Witness_661 t1_je1y9l1 wrote

Thank you for doing a good one Jimmy LMAO

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Psych-25 t1_je2fbgs wrote

Watch it be the ONE TIME he's right 😂

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peykari t1_je2ffgo wrote

he wears apple watch. i am buying some apple puts now.

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Pengufen t1_je2jos2 wrote

The one time I'm mad Jim Cramer's bearish. I wanted to short banks this week.

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bigoptionwhale777 t1_je3hrev wrote

Tomorrow I will be buying quality names like Bank of America and Jpm. Easy money over the next two years.

Thanks jimmy

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