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AutoModerator t1_iuedhk9 wrote

Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.

That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.

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Swiftnice t1_iuedsib wrote

I prefer Western eggs to Eastern.

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wildhorsesBR OP t1_iuee2m0 wrote

sorry. english is not my native language. try to focus on the scope.

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Swiftnice t1_iuef6ke wrote

I refuse to focus on anything there's an adderall shortage.

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wildhorsesBR OP t1_iuefnmp wrote

so either your trades are perfect or you do them aimlessly.

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Swiftnice t1_iuefyvt wrote

They are perfect because I do them aimlessly.

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AMCBUYANDHOLD t1_iuedw3y wrote

I love a good eastern egg in the morning.

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