Submitted by Benoit_Guillette t3_zztn0c in worldnews
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BaronCapdeville t1_j2egpgj wrote
It’s even better than that.
Russia started a war that almost immediately accomplished three things:
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United the world against Russia.
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Strengthened the resolve and perceived legitimacy of Ukrainian territorial claims.
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Crushed the spirit of Russian military
Even if the story about Putin falling down some stairs and shitting himself isn’t true, it’s still a perfect metaphor for this war.
The Russians have unceremoniously shit the bed, then stood up in front of the world, spread their cheeks, and showed us their poopy butthole while wearing their shitstained bedsheets as a “heroic” cape.
It’s both sad, and darkly hilarious at the same time.
Mysterious-Lobster20 t1_j2f4xq1 wrote
Don't forget 4. Expanded the borders and justification for the continuation and need for NATO.
that_girl_you_fucked t1_j2f69w3 wrote
I think that was the spreading cheeks part
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flopsyplum t1_j2fxfuc wrote
You forgot:
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Making educated Russians flee to other countries.
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Destroying Russia's tourism economy.
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Re-militarizing Germany.
Hellright t1_j2ez788 wrote
My god man, this read so well 😆
deez_treez t1_j2dlkvp wrote
Even though Russia broke their own bank to try.
Marchello_E t1_j2dq8y0 wrote
Already morally bankrupt.
Giant_sack_of_balls t1_j2e6h1m wrote
Putin is; as we say down under, a shit cunt.
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roosterfareye t1_j2eamk9 wrote
The fuckest cunt.
Ziahava t1_j2dngv7 wrote
The tyrant the war criminal will be defeated and sent to the Hague.
Aviator8989 t1_j2faxl2 wrote
Putin is gonna be lucky at this point if the worst he gets is the Mussolini treatment.
somabeach t1_j2fgso7 wrote
I'm still holding out hope he gets The Crassus Treatment I.e. molten gold poured down his throat, a fitting end for a man who values money over the lives of his soldiers and citizens.
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The_Only_AL t1_j2dp76q wrote
Bastards…
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bbcversus t1_j2e5xrt wrote
You know they don’t receive money but old ammunition right?
bro_please t1_j2e8zkf wrote
Yes Ukraine has now joined hands with Soros, Davos the lizardfolk. Russia and the proud basement redpillers will liberate us from Chixul the Great and his scaly minions!
The_Redoubtable_Dane t1_j2di9at wrote
Russia can't break Ukraine's spirit.