I see your point that it may not have been executed in a manner that you find humorous. I will cede you that.

edit and I just replied to my own comment. You’ve won this one. Tip of the hat.

Satire is always opinion based especially in the context of ridicule.

Not the onion is a place for articles that resemble satire but are in fact true. My satirical point was making it seem true with believable terminology, reverse engineering the joke of you will. If I need to rephrase it, we’ve lost all hope on this sub Reddit. Explaining it seems like a waste of brain space.

I was only replying to your comment because it’s in poor taste to reply to one’s own comment.

Satire is getting me downvoted on “not the onion” go figure. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Land lord and slumlord are synonymous. If you look in northern Rhode Island and have decent credit, there is housing you can swing a mortgage on with that budget.

When ever an article has “police say” in the title, I immediately consider it spam/click bait. Police say a lot of things that contradict their own body cam recordings. If this said “Florida woman” I’d believe it 100%…

Well played my friend.

Do you think they cheated and literally typed the phrase “62 words per minute?”

Dead.

It’s been a long time since the coopers gone, but that’s li(f)e, just the drumming to the human death dance my friend.

News Star in Pascoag.