AdmiralBofa
AdmiralBofa t1_j6ir6h8 wrote
Reply to Flip Flops- for southern US by Scubathief
I like Rainbow a lot (disclosure: they're from my home town and I grew up in them). You will want rubber or hemp for good wear in water. My preference is the double-layer Classic Rubber.
AdmiralBofa t1_j2fwanm wrote
Home cured & smoked lox. It makes an impressive presentation, but it's actually really easy to make.
AdmiralBofa t1_j2frcpg wrote
Fireworks, a kiss, and random gunfire. Then lots of drunk driving.
AdmiralBofa t1_j2fnvln wrote
The first not-rainy non-working day on or after New Year's Day
AdmiralBofa t1_j2f9ihh wrote
Send it all to me, I'll take care of it and beat market returns every year for free.
Oh, also, be wary of people promising results that are too good to be true. Except me. Send, please.
AdmiralBofa t1_j2f8ucw wrote
He uses his wealth as evidence that he's smarter than everyone. So he just does whatever pops into his head. It has always worked out before. Why change?
AdmiralBofa t1_j2ev16v wrote
Go into "what is something you hate" discussions and post anything at all. Fans of the thing will take care of the rest.
AdmiralBofa t1_iyfb9q6 wrote
Habanero Hot Wings
Drinking to the point of gastric expulsion after eating habanero sauce is a monumentally dim-witted idea.
AdmiralBofa t1_iyfb2we wrote
Wait outside where they work until they come out.
AdmiralBofa t1_iyfas5f wrote
Reply to Best TV show to exist? by Jazzlike_Owl_7833
The Wire
Multiple seasons of characters who really knew who they were and what they wanted from life, and a layered study into how institutions shape outcomes while becoming very hard to change. Really excellent.
AdmiralBofa t1_iyf6mcd wrote
Reply to With so much negativity floating around about the US, what are some good things about the USA? by HeartOfAWitch
We actually have more free speech rights under law than most places.
Most Americans in their hearts are censorious a**holes who wish it was against the law for their enemies to speak, but so far, the courts have sided with free speech.
Most Americans also have no idea what the law on free speech is, which leads to a lot of arguments, but nobody gets jailed by the government for it.
AdmiralBofa t1_iyex6uv wrote
Reply to You’re a fearsome eighteenth century pirate, what is the name of your ship? by TittySquirtles
Admiral Bofa sails the seas on Deez Nutz
AdmiralBofa t1_iyewyra wrote
Reply to What are some interesting brain disorders? by AnthonyAny
Some people have had the communication between the two halves of their brain severed. It's called callosal syndrome. It leads to some very interesting effects.
Your brain is kind of hooked up backwards to your body. The left half controls the right side and vise versa.
When these people are shown an image only in the left half of each eye's visual field, it only goes to the right side of their brain through the optic nerves.
But your speech center is on the other side (the left). SO THEY CANNOT NAME THE THING! Like, they know what it is intellectually, but they can't produce the word until the left side of their brain gets to see it.
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AdmiralBofa t1_iy5jso1 wrote
Reply to After the long holiday weekend. by skipperbob
This perfectly captures my posture and expression after Thanksgiving dinner.
AdmiralBofa t1_jae385r wrote
Reply to What's the fastest way you've seen someone ruin their whole life? by Msweet5300
My cousin got a speeding ticket. He was going like 20mph over the limit, but anything 15+ over is reckless driving. And his kid was in a car seat in the back. So that's felony child endangerment. He lost his license, lost his job, and a judge awarded his ex sole custody of the kid. He never quite recovered. He ended up bankrupt with a big alcohol problem. Up until that ticket, he had his shit together, but everything that happened after it ruined him.