EvilRedRobot
EvilRedRobot t1_j0xhybu wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: This tissue coming out of the box by Stanger1967
La'eeb, is that you? Don't be sad, there will be another one in four years.
EvilRedRobot t1_j0v19dj wrote
Reply to comment by ticklefight87 in TIL Frank Sinatra was convinced that Johnny Fontane, a singer with mob associations, in Mario Puzo's novel The Godfather was based on his life leading Sinatra to shout abuse and threaten physical violence when he met Puzo at a restaurant. by trifletruffles
"You can act like a man!"
EvilRedRobot t1_iydz8k8 wrote
Way more than 8 billion. About half the people yet to be born will also die during that time.
EvilRedRobot t1_iyc5gyl wrote
Was Jonathan Storm attending by any chance?
EvilRedRobot t1_iyc58g6 wrote
Reply to Practicing a skill daily will eventually lead to mastering it, and a good amount of people who drive every day of their lives just can’t seem to get the hang of it. by [deleted]
They're just missing the negative feedback to alert them of their flaws. That's where my horn and brights come in.
EvilRedRobot t1_iyc3mgj wrote
Reply to comment by Keith_Karnik in Give a man a fish, he eats for a day by IcyBreloom
Poison his cat, and he'll go fishing the rest of his life.
EvilRedRobot t1_iy467qa wrote
Reply to comment by Academic_Beginning87 in Present wrapping is laundry folding’s jerk cousin by Jasbatt
Their reaction: "This one is clearly from you... I can tell by how the pattern somehow lines up across seams and corners. And there is no tape?"
EvilRedRobot t1_iy44v1l wrote
Reply to comment by rjwut in There are 24 whole hours in the day and yet smoke detector batteries only die between 3am and 5am. by 1upin
Thank you. This mystery has haunted me for years! To solve it, I will now place a small candle on the floor under the alarm every night so I can rest with peace of mind.
EvilRedRobot t1_ixgmkud wrote
Reply to There are probably songs you hate, but like a small part of it. But there are probably no songs you love and hate a small part of it. by ihaveacrushonmercy
I love "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin, but I hate hearing the part where it sounds like he's having an orgasm into the mic.
EvilRedRobot t1_iwt3hyv wrote
Like the oldest ones in the book?
EvilRedRobot t1_iukbdd6 wrote
If you are not optimizing for weight, then the strongest shape will be the largest solid mass you can afford between the load and a fixed surface.
EvilRedRobot t1_iuk4u9m wrote
Reply to comment by Demacimator in Statistically, which is more likely - having seen an even or odd number of boobs? by Demacimator
But if you've seen a single lone boob followed by a million pairs, you've still got an odd number.
This requires further study...
EvilRedRobot t1_iuk4ia6 wrote
Reply to comment by Flaky-Fellatio in Statistically, which is more likely - having seen an even or odd number of boobs? by Demacimator
Side boob definitely counts, and accounts for most of the single boob sightings.
EvilRedRobot t1_iujw3vv wrote
Reply to There is a star in my spiral macaroni by KingOfGlue
Allergy warning: This rotelle is made with equipment that also processes stelline.
EvilRedRobot t1_iujuk17 wrote
Reply to Your one true love is probably out there somewhere, but most people will never meet them... by nn666
Yes. My one true love is right here with me. Also true: most people will never meet her.
EvilRedRobot t1_iub777q wrote
Reply to The closest your average person will get to experiencing a halfway house is by going to an iHOP or Denny’s. by [deleted]
Sure, until they find themselves addicted to that sweet Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity.
EvilRedRobot t1_iu01ytt wrote
Reply to comment by Professional_Ask6692 in Behind-the-scenes Batman 1992 by Puzzleheaded_Cut3634
Their love-child
EvilRedRobot t1_itwymti wrote
Reply to Behind-the-scenes Batman 1992 by Puzzleheaded_Cut3634
Rudy? Is that Rudy Giuliani?
EvilRedRobot t1_itl6d0y wrote
Well, if it's spicy enough, it can open up your sinuses.
EvilRedRobot t1_j10wngc wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: A crocodile eating a fish eating another fish (credit to u/RiddleTower) by AnInterestingUSA
There's always a bigger fish