Sure. But if it's not the right guy, then you're just committing a second crime.

I don't think so. I was a shifty teenage mall rat but in the aughts.

my cup runneth over!

OoOoOooO! Thank you!

Nah, just you. You're digging in your heels because of the reasons stated above.

• Ignorance
• Gullibility
• Poor Reading Comprehension
• Lead Poisoning

Were your parents related?

We still have those?

Where? I'd like to perform ... further research.

What jerk thing to say.

So, ya know how lead paint will fuck up your brain?

And like how having terrible nutrition will screw up your cognitive development?

And did you ever stop to think how poor neighborhoods have bad schools?

And seriously now, you really could have spent two seconds thinking about this.

And pee on the public toilet seats.