Bro I’m just me, I can get coked to and type whatever I want, I’ll just catch downvotes. I’m not up in here posting some vague corporate public statement about bathroom policy, looking for validation for helping homeless people for the past 8 years while also announcing I’m cancelling that policy.

*I don’t give a fuck what you do about your bathroom policies, but your announcement of said policies on Reddit is fucking dumb.

Don’t call me an asshole, it’s not my fault. My parents missed Woodstock, and I’ve just been making up for it ever since.

Cat posts? No idea what that’s supposed mean. I’m here because this asinine post is just as pandering and ridiculous as that FB rant from that other coffee lunatic about how his blood pressure was spiked because internet people called him out for his public Roe v Wade hot take.

We’ve got a looming potential recession 2.0, rising inequality, the growing inability of people to pay rent, this shit is only going to get worse. OP could have come in here framing their post in a way that promoted discussion on the topic, instead they framed it in this weird way that reads like it’s begging for both pity and praise at the same time.

All they had to do was post a sign on their door that said “Restrooms for paying customers only”, or “No Public Restrooms”.

Look. I can’t keep interacting with people on Reddit. I could just stop what I’m doing, but I have a compulsion to call attention to it even though it doesn’t impact anyone that will read it. I really just want people to sympathize with me and upvote my post. People used to have normal opinions, but they’ve all gotten to be too much the past few years. They just vomit whatever they’re thinking out their brains and on to their keyboards. It’s so gross, even other Redditors are getting repulsed by the pandering, but they can’t keep the worst of them in check. I’ve been commenting here for 8 years, but my ISP is going to cancel my service if I don’t figure out a solution. So no, I’m not alright. I just can’t do it anymore. It’s untenable.

Do you bro, I don’t give a fuck what you do and I’m not trying to say whether you’re right or wrong. I’m asking why you needed to announce to this subreddit that you’re closing your bathroom to unhoused people? Tomorrow morning I’m giving cash to cover a coffee to the first homeless dude that tells me he wants to shoot up in your bathroom. I guess you can explain to the VDH why you’re refusing a paying customer use of a bathroom at that point, idk.

Mess with the best, die like the rest.

Edit - There is no right or wrong, only fun and boring.

Edit2 - Hack the Planet! I guess no one saw Hackers. Oh well. Brb need to go shoo away all these coffee slingers from my prime shoot up and shit in the street spots.

Yes, they have. Smoking meth in trailer parks as long as that’s been around, and probably just getting drunk and living in shacks before that.

Sure, the homeless junkies leaving needles and shit in your bathroom are definitely here on Reddit reading your post. Posting to Reddit is a pretty unnecessary step between typing this up, printing it out, and taping it to your door.

Are cowtrops like caltrops but for cows? Also wouldn’t a retractable spike strip be easier, and less impactful on other drivers? We already have retractable bollards and barricades…

I also pronounce it “pear-m”, but I still don’t understand this customers preferred pronunciation. If you’re going to use a long ‘a’ in the first half, why do you get to clip it to a short ‘a’ on the back end? I feel like they should be pronouncing their name par(like golf)-ham(like bacon).