I sent a dick pic to a former lover of mine many years ago. Over the summer she lived at home with her parents. She had the pic up on her computer while she was rubbing one out. She went to shower after, came back to her room and found her mom standing there staring at the computer.
At that point I said “so your mom has seen my dick?” She confirmed. I asked if her mom liked it.
She laughed and said I HAVE NO IDEA, we didn’t discuss the cock on my computer monitor! I asked if she knew who the dick belonged to. She said yes. So I said great. Your mom has seen my piece, now I can never see her again or it will be awkward.
Granted I live 500 miles away from her but I’ve succeeded in avoiding her mom ever since.
bumpin_uglies t1_j8zvxlj wrote
Reply to TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
I sent a dick pic to a former lover of mine many years ago. Over the summer she lived at home with her parents. She had the pic up on her computer while she was rubbing one out. She went to shower after, came back to her room and found her mom standing there staring at the computer. At that point I said “so your mom has seen my dick?” She confirmed. I asked if her mom liked it. She laughed and said I HAVE NO IDEA, we didn’t discuss the cock on my computer monitor! I asked if she knew who the dick belonged to. She said yes. So I said great. Your mom has seen my piece, now I can never see her again or it will be awkward. Granted I live 500 miles away from her but I’ve succeeded in avoiding her mom ever since.