So uh… how do you cuddle them fragile flesh meats? Just wanted to cross reference.

False advertisement I say.

Very cool. Well done Beard of the Tree.

You must first summon and bargain with the darkest of powers. Or Jeff at the local pawn shop, I hear he is a decent substitute if you are not prolific with the dark arts enough to summon a denizen of the dark realms. But Jeff is expensive and is basically a demon already (he certainly smells like it). Best of luck! 😈

Yes. Yes you are… AND NOW YOU MUST BURN FOR YOUR BELIEFS!