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gregklumb t1_iyn5bfb wrote
Just throwing it out there, but Miffy sounds like it could be short for Mephistopheles.
gregklumb t1_iydjxrg wrote
Reply to My friend thought it would be funny to leave a ‘Grow A Girlfriend’ in my shower. Something walked out of my bathroom. by Theeaglestrikes
You may have been a bit too hasty by kicking her out. I would give her another chance. Who knows?
gregklumb t1_iyawecf wrote
Reply to comment by bimbo_wannabe_ in KFCult by CluckBucketz
You're right. Any evil entity would take brains over mashed potatoes.
With that being said, Yukon gold potatoes are the best for mashed potatoes.
gregklumb t1_iyagpj7 wrote
Reply to KFCult by CluckBucketz
One would think that a proper sacrifice to the Colonel would also involve mashed potatoes, but what do I know? We just have a Popeye's here. No eldrich horror in that.
gregklumb t1_iyafehj wrote
Reply to comment by KYpineapple in Turner’s Farm by TheGingerWithNoSoul
It would have to be a pretty serious offering. A cheeseburger wouldn't cut it
gregklumb t1_iyadqq2 wrote
Reply to comment by Infamous-njh523 in I know why we experience the uncanny valley. by [deleted]
Every mutant knows that collagen is like fine wine. It gets better over time.
gregklumb t1_iy92mdt wrote
I have a suspicion that your coworker who everyone thought had the flu was what was dripping from the vents. Eric stashed his body in them to age the meat.
gregklumb t1_ix8jtf6 wrote
Reply to TIL about Mystery Date, a board game from Milton Bradley released in 1965 and reissued in 1970, 1999, and 2005. In the 1999 version of the game, future Captain America actor Chris Evans plays the role of Tyler, the "beach" date. by WouldbeWanderer
Captain of the football team! He's a dreamboat! Don't wait up, Marge!
gregklumb t1_ivkpkuv wrote
Reply to I finally decided to get into speedrunning. The game I’m playing isn't very happy about it. by WorldAwayTweedy
Currently doing a replay of "Fallout 3." The last thing I need to have happen is waking up to a death claw in my living room
gregklumb t1_ivkmsqp wrote
Reply to comment by KYpineapple in I fell in love with the delicious Yumly Pineapple-Honey-Crunch™ breakfast cereals, AND YOU WILL TOO!!! by HelloHelloHelpHello
Yes, but nothing comes close to being horny for Honey Crunch.
gregklumb t1_iv0wlvo wrote
Reply to I disregarded my employee’s fear of the CCTV footage she’d found. She hasn’t come to work in a week and I’m starting to get worried. by Cloverrr_8
See if you can find a medium or paranormal investigator who will work off the record for cash.
gregklumb t1_iuwfm8h wrote
Reply to I Sold My Blood On The Dark Web by talesofcain
Sorry, but I'm O+. Can't help you out.
gregklumb t1_iumky21 wrote
Reply to Every Halloween the girl in the mask wants candy and nobody knows where she comes from. by Archives-H
A fitting end for a zealot who tried to keep his neighbors from enjoying an adult beverage or two.
gregklumb t1_irlr3l2 wrote
Reply to comment by ElCamino96 in I went hiking around Merrill Creek Reservoir and found a cave that took me to the Cretaceous period by ElCamino96
I really enjoyed this story and glad you made it back. From one dinosaur nerd to another, if you get caught in any more time warps, let us know. This was a fun read.
gregklumb t1_irjwguy wrote
Reply to I went hiking around Merrill Creek Reservoir and found a cave that took me to the Cretaceous period by ElCamino96
What a story! Since you found your pocket knife back, did you look for any fossilized insect remains?
gregklumb t1_irejr0x wrote
Reply to comment by macromi87 in I thought my apartment was haunted, the truth is so much worse by PriestessOfSpiders
I remember this too. It really creeped me out
gregklumb t1_iyodz4x wrote
Reply to I live in an old Victorian style home. I think something is wrong with my balcony by HorrorJunkie123
Keep us posted if you find out anything about the house's history