joalheagney
joalheagney t1_iu6oc62 wrote
Reply to comment by SimpleNo5500 in [WP] You want so badly to be a Hero. But your powers are, frankly, terrifying. Heroes struggle to trust you, and all the older Villains keep trying to mentor you. by pawpaw_git
Then rub it in the Heros' and Villians' faces on his death bed.
"I've done more in my 'normal' life to help people, than the entire Super Hero League. Hell. With the destruction that your fights cause, some of you asses are in the negatives."
"Whooo. You tell them stuck ups what's what, Demo Man."
"Shut the hell up, Death's Head. I've had more fun doing it, and had a bigger influence on the world, than the entirety of Villain Corps as well."
"Well ... shit."
joalheagney t1_iu6j6jg wrote
Reply to comment by SimpleNo5500 in [WP] You want so badly to be a Hero. But your powers are, frankly, terrifying. Heroes struggle to trust you, and all the older Villains keep trying to mentor you. by pawpaw_git
Needs to give up on official super heroing and start a demolition company. Then use the profits to donate to charities.
joalheagney t1_itp80bl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I hate my job. All I do is press cans all day by [deleted]
I've worked on a factory line sorting and grading fruit. It is mind-numbingly dull and strongly hypnotic. Then the line gets halted for your mandated break ... and everyone stumbles one step to the left.
joalheagney t1_isi6mvr wrote
Reply to comment by DreamWithinAMatrix in When it's said 99.9% of human DNA is the same in all humans, is this referring to only coding DNA or both coding and non-coding DNA combined? by PeanutSalsa
Not to mention all the various segments that code for functional but non-protein encoding RNA.
joalheagney t1_iugttfx wrote
Reply to comment by Equal-Researcher-329 in [WP] A vampire, a werewolf, a demigod, and a zombie come together one day for a human movie marathon. The first movie they watched? Twilight. by Equal-Researcher-329
Gotta kill them with a pixie-stick through the heart.