jumpofffromhere t1_j8bedp2 wrote on February 13, 2023 at 1:43 AM

Reply to Anonymous man in US walked into Turkish embassy and donated $30 million to quake victims, Pakistani PM says by AutisticFloridaMan

(5 minutes later).....what 30 million?

jumpofffromhere t1_j672f3q wrote on January 28, 2023 at 4:19 AM

Reply to My Uncle in ‘79 - a 45 year old Polaroid. by ganasdemi

drinking age was 18 at the time

jumpofffromhere t1_j5ctk0x wrote on January 22, 2023 at 1:44 AM

Reply to 1979, The happiest that Harrison Ford has ever been by jsink

"no, really, I have a gold record" HF "no way, your a comedian" EI goes to his bathroom and comes back with a gold record for "always look on the bright side of life" hilarity ensues. Hamill just poses with it, Carrie Fisher takes the picture

jumpofffromhere t1_j2bami0 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 11:58 PM

Reply to comment by applestem in TIL John Matuszak, best known for playing Sloth in The Goonies, was a state champion in the shot put, was the #1 overall draft pick in the NFL, was served a restraining order during a game, had a head coach perform life-saving CPR, won 2 Super Bowls, and acted with Ringo Starr before ODing at 38 by PasghettiSquash

yea, got that one wrong, can I get "famous Titles" for 500 instead Alex

jumpofffromhere t1_j2b3saj wrote on December 30, 2022 at 11:10 PM

Reply to TIL John Matuszak, best known for playing Sloth in The Goonies, was a state champion in the shot put, was the #1 overall draft pick in the NFL, was served a restraining order during a game, had a head coach perform life-saving CPR, won 2 Super Bowls, and acted with Ringo Starr before ODing at 38 by PasghettiSquash

"candy gram for Mongo...candy gram for Mongo"

"Mongo only pawn, in game of life"

jumpofffromhere t1_iy6ijtl wrote on November 29, 2022 at 2:43 AM

Reply to Someone must have died while watching porn. Finding them must have been really awkward by Dreamweaver_21

you could be like the guy in Pompeii, forever jerking that last one out before disaster

jumpofffromhere t1_itot8c9 wrote on October 25, 2022 at 5:28 AM

Reply to comment by briareus08 in Ad for Schwinn 5-Speed Stik-Shift bicycles, late 1960s by big_macaroons

perfect for giving your girlfriend a ride.

jumpofffromhere t1_iqtccyx wrote on October 2, 2022 at 11:00 PM

Reply to Leaky ceiling, poked a hole in the ceiling with a screwdriver, and after 15 minutes the dripping stopped. What's going on? by UnofficialSlimShady

weather is changing, check your AC drip pan for plugged up lines, if your drip pan is full you need to have it checked to find out why it is condensing so much