mmmmpork t1_j9oat7h wrote on February 23, 2023 at 12:09 PM

Reply to All of our parents are straight. by [deleted]

Not True. I'm 38, my mom married a woman 6 years ago.

All our parents *tried* straight at least once.

(I have a brother, she tried it at least 2x)

mmmmpork t1_j6sq5xe wrote on February 1, 2023 at 5:03 PM

Reply to Cold weather reminders: water will freeze when left outside and the temperature is below 32 degrees Fahrenheit by pig_penis

The real pro tip is that any of your new out of state neighbors are quite a bit fattier and likely organically fed, so if it does indeed get as cold as they are saying, the best way to stay warm is slaughter 4 or 5 of them. Once broken down into primal cuts, slather them in a mixture of Allens and crushed blueberries, put them in the oven at 300F for 35 minutes per pound. Perfect doneness is medium rare-medium. Don't forget to look around their empty home for cash and jewelry you can use to pay your heating bill! Bon Appetite & stay warm out there!