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sharksnut t1_jdk7hag wrote
sharksnut t1_jdbsk5u wrote
"Packer, there was only seven Democrats in the entire county... and you ate five of 'em!"
sharksnut t1_jdblnvh wrote
They'll concoct anything before showing an overweight Barbie
sharksnut t1_jdav8c9 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Peter Popoff: "Hold my beer"
sharksnut t1_jdav2zj wrote
Reply to comment by Lurkist in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
But not the "Shoe Me" state
sharksnut t1_jd6eqda wrote
Reply to comment by that_other_goat in TIL that the Incans genetically modified and hybridized crops such as potatoes at sites like the Moray Terrace. by A_Generic_White_Guy
Yes, I know the dates, but I thought portions went directly from paganism to Christianity.
sharksnut t1_jd58rjl wrote
Reply to comment by that_other_goat in TIL that the Incans genetically modified and hybridized crops such as potatoes at sites like the Moray Terrace. by A_Generic_White_Guy
>All protestant nations were once Catholic
Scandinavia
sharksnut t1_jd55pb5 wrote
Reply to TIL That from 1909-1937 the Netherlands had the time zone UTC+ 19 minutes 32.13 seconds by Commercial_Jelly_893
Then they changed it and promptly got their asses invaded.
sharksnut t1_jd4w5vt wrote
Reply to Ontario man fails driving test, almost hits 4 people with vehicle before doing burnouts in parking lot: police by AlphaCloudX
TIL Canada punishes an unlicensed reckless driver by taking his nonexistent driver's license away for a whole month
sharksnut t1_jc0ybry wrote
Reply to comment by Perfect-Editor-5008 in Full moon, southern hemisphere shot by EduardoVrd
It is wrong. A refractor inverts the image. If he was really in the southern hemisphere (if it even exists), it would look the same as from the northern hemisphere through bare eyes. Q.E.D.
sharksnut t1_jc0jw9w wrote
Reply to comment by Practical-Jelly-5320 in France to Invest €100 Billion in Railway Infrastructure by Winstonoceaniasmith
California's spent that; we just have nothing to show for it
sharksnut t1_jbqiw99 wrote
Reply to comment by stackofwits in La Niña, which worsens Atlantic hurricanes and Western droughts, is gone by LifeTableWithChairs
I'm a neighborhood drunk with last month's newspaper's weather page, and I concur
sharksnut t1_jbi4yer wrote
Reply to Ontario man who declined rental insurance 'panicked' when told he must pay $50K for stolen truck by phishieee
There's nothing onion-y about this. This is totally straightforward f-around-and-find-out.
He's lucky Enterprise doesn't charge for loss-of-use (in the USA, anyway)
sharksnut t1_jazgbu9 wrote
Reply to comment by jljonsn in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Nope.
Didn't read the article, right?
sharksnut t1_jaoqiei wrote
Reply to Electric world that kicks out fossil fuels will cost less than combustion economy. 30TW of wind and solar PV will take 0.2% of earth's surface. by DisasterousGiraffe
0.2% of the earth's surface is 394,000 square miles or 252 million acres.
sharksnut t1_jakocwh wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
KLM has been letting him fly with human meat for years as long as he buys a second ticket
sharksnut t1_jaa2xc0 wrote
Reply to comment by sigmatrophic in This “Climate-Friendly” Fuel Comes With an Astronomical Cancer Risk: Almost half of products cleared so far under the new federal biofuels program are not in fact biofuels — and the EPA acknowledges that the plastic-based ones may present an “unreasonable risk” to human health or the environment. by nastratin
This entire initiative is Biden, begun under a Democrat controlled Congress:
"In January 2022, the EPA announced the initiative to streamline the approval of petroleum alternatives in what a press release called “part of the Biden-Harris Administration’s actions to confront the climate crisis.” While the program cleared new fuels made from plants, it also signed off on fuels made from plastics even though they themselves are petroleum-based and contribute to the release of planet-warming greenhouse gases."
sharksnut t1_ja2586k wrote
Reply to comment by hellno560 in My sister's first car - 1981. She bought with her own money by JesusNeckbeard
The car ain't bad either
sharksnut t1_j9xja2f wrote
Reply to A 2-year-old boy was lost in the Florida woods for 24 hours. Everyone feared the worst. Hundreds of volunteers came out to look for him. One volunteer came to a fork in a field: right or left? He trusted his gut, went left and soon heard a whimper. It was the little boy, crying but in good health. by ConquerWyoming
Moral: take the right fork, and somebody dies
sharksnut t1_j9lli8n wrote
Reply to He’s 52 days old by furkanta
Well, sure, but winter days are shorter
sharksnut t1_j9lify0 wrote
Reply to comment by Fraxcat in New Hampshire House passes cannabis legalization bill that’s sponsored by top Republican and Democratic lawmakers in a rare showing of bipartisan collaboration by OregonTripleBeam
It was the courts that blocked it because it isn't a Presidential power without legislation. This isn't a dictatorship. Yet.
sharksnut t1_j9ic910 wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
A knife is like a penis… people overreact when you whip it out in junior high choir practice
sharksnut t1_j95bzhg wrote
When you're starving to death, roasted penis isn't the worst protein option
sharksnut t1_j8vz6md wrote
Reply to comment by AskJeevesAnything in Saints' Alvin Kamara among 4 men indicted in battery case. by PrincessBananas85
AC
sharksnut t1_jdkoswb wrote
Reply to comment by Coderbuddy in TIL Daylight Saving Time (DST) was first used in 1908 in Port Arthur, Ontario (today's Thunder Bay). While Germany and Austria were the first countries to use DST in 1916, a few hundred Canadians beat the German Empire by eight years. by dremonearm
Newfoundland fought at Gallipoli, but I guess they weren't technically part of Canada yet