She can move here. No written rules in sight! The animals require special attention though.

You might want to mention to Miffy that if he doesn’t lay off a little, you will never breed, and he will lose his built-in caters. 🤔

Seems so. 😂. I used usually because ones capable of reproduction are so rare. I have wished for a male calico for a long time. 🤔

I think I am going to change my mind. 🤦‍♀️🤣

All of my pets learn to speak to me over time. FouFou actually explained that she appreciated the effort putting together a $60 cat tree for her, but she really preferred the 20-year-old chair she was shredding. This was accomplished with meowing and behavior, kind of like you would do in a foreign country when you don’t know the language. I think they guess I am trying to understand, so they try harder to be understood.

Don’t even get me started on chickens, or a horse that loves practical jokes! 😂❤️

No. There are male calicos. They are just very rare (and usually sterile). It just means there is even less reason to assume Miffy is an actual cat.

Sounds more like you need an exorcist vs pet control.

I had a cat who made sure you knew what he wanted and then he bit as punishment for disobedience. I considered them love bites mostly - they didn’t break the skin. He knew how hard to bite and only leave bruises.

If I talked in the phone and ignored him instead of becoming a trapped cat masseuse, he would nip my ankle. If I ignored him, he just chewed on it until I did what I was supposed to.

Once I was leaving over the back of my husband’s easy chair giving him a hug and kiss, and got a sharp nip on my butt for possibly not holding Mr T first in my life.

Mr Twisty (Oliver J Twisty-Kat) was a normal (mortal) cat. Miffy is obviously a demon incarnate.

Call police and tell them you heard an intruder.

What.a great customer!

Very good. Gee I hope you didn’t hurt Malcolm.

Hope you aren’t far from a shelter!

Don’t let anything in

OP - have you found it? Are you okay?

The list at my farm would be almost as crazy. Only two dogs, two cats, ten chickens, a donkey, and two horses.

What a horrible experience. Thank God you intervened and captured the monster.

This reminds me of stories from various comic books like “ Ripleys Believe It or Not!” when I was a child

Geez. I hope my dog is scaring those away along with the coyotes and Mo-Mo.

My son refuses to eat at buffets. I will have to ask if he has ever encountered the gentleman. I am glad his choice of desserts is people known to commit horrific crimes against others. It makes him a little more noble, and his rail thin appearance suggests he might fast a long time between meals like this one.

Oh wow. So precocious! The earliest articulate talker I heard of before this was around a year old. You must be so proud!

I would sue too.

Umm. There are two rather large voids in my house. One beside where the old basement stairwell was, and one behind the bathroom. I have been having an intermittent smell issue and wondered if it might be a blocked vent. Geez this never occurred to me. 🙁