Tickets to event: £50

Outfit: £150

Pre-drinks: £30

Taxi into town (double fare): £80

Three rounds at event plus tip: £65

Kebabs while waiting for taxi home: £20

Taxi home (double fare + desperation fee): £95 (give him a ton and say "Keep the change you filthy animal").

Plus waiting outside venue in the cold, being around people, hangover the next day.

Nah mate, I'm in my jamas with a brew, cwtched up on the sofa with my husband and the moglets and will be heading to bed after the bongs.