Reynolds 3000ft plastic wrap box that’s been in my house since 1996. Finally used the last of it todayfuckondeeeeeeeeznuts t1_irmqezt wrote
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We wrapped several pieces of furniture multiple times and didn't even come close to depleting it. Must have used a few hundred feet easily, then realized can't be anywhere near 3000.
I propose using a few hundred feet if we catch the kid who poops in the neighborhood pool. Wrap him to a light pole.
AwesomeLowlander t1_irn7k1s wrote
Just FYI, wrapping somebody up in plastic wrap can actually cause death by heatstroke.
The solution is, of course, leave a few inches uncovered here and there so they can ventilate while still being totally trapped.
ElectricFleshlight t1_irn9ngr wrote
Just wrap him by the torso but leave the legs exposed
fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts t1_irncdgv wrote
But wrap his ankles and feet to the pole so he doesn't get any inspiration.
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