In Swartzentruber Amish communities when you purchase a casket you get a matching rocker. So you buy it for life and for deaththisplacemakesmeangr t1_iwrnh0l wrote
Sending my Amish arch nemesis one of these rockers now to let him know I've bought his coffin. Excellent tip ty
K-chub t1_iwsivwz wrote
Amish intimidation tactic
lastdazeofgravity t1_iwtmga2 wrote
The notorious Amish mafia
PARKOUR_ZOMBlE t1_iwuq67c wrote
I live in Amish country and if you move to a property adjoining the Amish, I’ve heard that if they don’t like you they’ll subtly make your life miserable.
f1del1us t1_iwvgju7 wrote
Does the opposite also hold true? Imagine going next door for a cup of sugar and getting a couple loaves of banana bread…
PARKOUR_ZOMBlE t1_iwvlafd wrote
Actually it does! If they like you you’re IN. They really take care of eachother and people they like.
Space_Pirate_Roberts t1_iwuonh5 wrote
lastdazeofgravity t1_iww5blg wrote
Lol that’s where my thought came from
ripperoni_pizzas t1_iwyiplb wrote
Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG!
An Amish drive by
Smartnership t1_iwui7zl wrote
^ Arnold Swartzentruber
TorrenceMightingale t1_iwun0ya wrote
“GetOUUUT (of my chair)!”
Smartnership t1_iwunkil wrote
“Come with me if you want to rock”
Strpedswteralthetm t1_iwumvd5 wrote
brb, sending rocker via DHL to the Bolivians
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