A lot of people are saying BIFL doesn’t exist. I disagree. My mom got a French fries chopper at a restaurant supply store 10++ years ago and it is a beast. She got one that mounts to a wall because you can really put your muscle behind it and process anything. She can make a gallon of pico de gallo in like 10 mins.

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