Typical Connecticut AttractionsSubmitted by nickrac t3_120qeqn in Connecticut
DarthLysergis t1_jdimaw5 wrote
Even if you have trouble finding things to do; at least it's not Florida.
860glass t1_jdiqfkv wrote
“Connecticut: at least there’s no gators 🤷♂️ “
jon_hendry t1_jdiuu1j wrote
It’s not the gators you need to worry about.
lost_in_connecticut t1_jdiwfw4 wrote
It’s the skunk apes, isn’t it?
Edit: from swamp apes to skunk apes because apparently I have Florida brain this afternoon.
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lost_in_connecticut t1_jdj19l8 wrote
Yes thank you. Fixed it.
wydellasaurus t1_jdix4fx wrote
Are you talking about the humans that live there?
yskoty t1_jdj04gs wrote
They are even worse.
And half of them live up here in the summer.
strippersandcocaine t1_jdk1d53 wrote
Oh you’ve met my parents?
Miles_vel_Day t1_jdjobmh wrote
Skunk apes, gators, forget it - it's those invasive Burmese pythons that people got as pets and threw out when they got too big for their terrariums. That's what'll get ya.
Oh yeah, and the humans. Florida Man is the most dangerous game.
not_chris-hansen t1_jdks9pd wrote
Florida man has entered the chat.
Hopeann t1_jdkvvur wrote
Yea who wants Walt Disney World, or sunny beachs, or a great race track, or beautiful islands with soft sand beaches.
Or Bush Gardens, Or Universal Studios, Or Miami Beach ( edit added these cause they rock too ).
Connecticut, at least there's no bums shitting in the street like San Francisco ( not yet at least ).
MakeLulzNotWar t1_jdky4p3 wrote
And who could forget all of Ron DeSantis's wonderful new policies!
everyoneisracist666 t1_jdl29zk wrote
We got Waterbury.
KJK998 t1_jdm4the wrote
I mean, I’m taking boats, thong bikinis, and cheap booze over going to another “farmers market” 9 times outta 10.
ASafeHarbor1 t1_jdmeify wrote
Also there are multiple farmers markets in Florida that are better than any in CT
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