Submitted by Prestigious-Winter61 t3_zrg402 in Connecticut
..what caffeinated beverage am I buying to make me functional?
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sjsmac t1_j13a79n wrote
How important is tooth retention to you?
Remigius t1_j13glpe wrote
Which ones make your face fall out?
stinkusdinkus t1_j13o2ot wrote
Coffee with meth
Prestigious-Winter61 OP t1_j1463xd wrote
So far we've got ..let's see...
Dunkin. Solid choice. It's what I went with.
Panera bread. Okay, did not know about this.
Loco pre-ban what? Googled...woah.
And finally the top comment and in my dms...
.... cocaine.
Seriously Connecticut. Please don't use cocaine.
strippersandcocaine t1_j16qg8e wrote
Why not?
Sorry-Complaint-3947 t1_j138zs3 wrote
No... You are up! You're supposed to be awake in two hours
thoughtfillednorth t1_j13fd3r wrote
TIME for Dunkin
penguinsarefun t1_j144bof wrote
I know this might be a moot point now but charged teas from Panera have like 200mcg of caffeine
TheDudeMaintains t1_j14dig1 wrote
Monster (sugar free, of course, let's keep it health conscious) and vodka double, followed by another Monster, virgin this time. One to knock the rust off and the other to fuel the engine.
fastnsx21 t1_j13psjv wrote
Coke
FloodMoose t1_j147wd5 wrote
How open are you to using cannabinoids for potential aid in insomnia?
Prestigious-Winter61 OP t1_j14dmm8 wrote
Didn't know that was a thing
Difficult-Net-6364 t1_j1kbplu wrote
Worked wonders for me! If you’re not into using THC try some CBD.
LloydChristmas666666 t1_j16yea1 wrote
Smelling salts
blueberry8082 t1_j18839c wrote
I don’t drink coffee or anything so when I’m super exhausted, I drink Yerba Mate which helps me feel more alert and energized.
eat_my_shorts_Reddit t1_j13m6wy wrote
Four Loko pre ban