Aight, check it, check it. So you're moving to CT, yeah? And you're worried you're gonna become a Connecticunt? Let me tell you something, mate. You don't become a Connecticunt just by living in CT. It's not like some kind of contagious disease, innit?

But if you really wanna fit in with the locals, there's a few things you can do. First of all, start talking like you've got a stick up your arse, yeah? Use big words and talk about "cultural events" and "exquisite cuisine". And make sure you wear boat shoes with no socks, even in the winter. That's how you know you're a true Connecticunt.