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Impressive_Film_7729 t1_iw8fi5x wrote

You need to Indiana jones this situation.

Fill a burlap sack with sand, as much as you weigh. Put the sack on your fal-cony. This is pronounced “fall-cony” For obvious reasons. If the fal-cony retains its structural integrity, great. You must now be hyper-aware of the appearance of giant rounded rolling boulders. Good luck.

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