Shit, how long you got? I'm smart, successful in my chosen career, have travelled the world, look back on quite a bit of activism, my kids are great, my wife loves and supports me, my friends are loyal, I have an attractive and well-dimensioned cock and a good personality...man, thanks for asking that question, because when I take inventory like that, it reminds me my life is pretty damn awesome. Fuck, man, I love being me.

Oh, almost forgot! You know what I'm really proud of? That I'm too smart to be taken in by a nationalist demagogue like Modi. I leave that to ignorant peasants and professional shit-eaters. I'd hate to be one of those types of people.