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ImNotThatStoned t1_iraqehz wrote

dies from dysentery

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Ralfpker t1_irbxp4d wrote

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. “Terry?!” you say laughing, “Terry’s a girls name!” Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead.

*You have died of dissin’ Terry :(*

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PrinceBert t1_irc45qo wrote

I laughed at that far more than I should have. I really hope I remember this one.

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redstrawberrypie t1_irck38l wrote

You chose to ford the river. Two oxen and three party members drowned

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