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whatTheBumfuck t1_irqzm0y wrote on October 10, 2022 at 11:35 AM

"We've analysed your speech and have determined that you are suffering from... being a total asshole."

pbradley179 t1_irsq3oh wrote on October 10, 2022 at 7:18 PM

Siri I just want you to call mom

whatTheBumfuck t1_iru358s wrote on October 11, 2022 at 1:20 AM

Apologize and bring her some flowers on Tuesday

yaosio t1_iru10rx wrote on October 11, 2022 at 1:04 AM

They just have to see if a person has an active Reddit account for that.

[deleted] t1_irujvf3 wrote on October 11, 2022 at 3:31 AM

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