If I were a multi-billionaire, I’d place a $6.1 billion order for all the robots manufactured one of those years and then just be maddeningly coy about my plans for them. “Oh, I’m just into robots.” Then wait awhile and place a separate mysterious order for a bunch of laser pointers or something. Then, one for 10,000 robot-sized red berets.

It seems expensive for a joke but lightly used robots will probably go for a decent amount on eBay. And if not, I’ll have the coolest mausoleum since the Qin dynasty.