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BeowulfsGhost t1_j0c85iz wrote

You better bring the ability to breath molecular hydrogen, helium and methane.

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AboveAverageIQtoo t1_j0cab6l wrote

Nothing because you won't be able to survive there.

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Possible_Pickle0 t1_j0cb739 wrote

An umbrella that can withstand the diamonds that rain down there.

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genxrando t1_j0cc03u wrote

Your book of Latin, and maybe a crucifix?

"Liberate tuteme, ex inferis" 😂

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mrbrucel33 t1_j0ce6y4 wrote

I'd love for you to get me in touch with your LSD guy!

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alexesparza t1_j0ced7i wrote

Bring a jacket and a backpack! Just make sure that everything passes TSA cuz you know how they can be over there

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Rainen t1_j0cf2r3 wrote

A towel is about the most massively useful thing you can have...

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Doctor_Dad_Enraged t1_j0ci19e wrote

Make sure you check the forecast before you leave. I've heard storms happen all year round.

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keziahw t1_j0ci39m wrote

I'm sorry, but it's not currently possible for humans to travel to Neptune. It's much too far away and there are no current plans for a manned mission to the planet. Even if there were a way for you to travel to Neptune, the extreme cold and lack of atmosphere on the planet would make it impossible for you to survive there. You may want to consider conducting your research remotely or finding a location closer to Earth that can accommodate your needs.

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fluffysnowcats t1_j0cjcn8 wrote

Can you bring me with? I'm ready for a change as well

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TheVirtuoid t1_j0ckdi8 wrote

A really nice down jacket.

Ear muffs are also a must. If you can swing it, make sure you get ones with bluetooth. I hear their local streaming service, NepTunes, is pretty good.

You do not need to pack sun tan lotion. I know all the ads out of the resorts over there claim sunny days along the beaches of methane, but seriously, they're stretching the truth a little.

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Romanars OP t1_j0cmmk8 wrote

Replying to fluffysnowcats (#937,802)

Yeah but even with my Electrokinesis, there's superior species who are expert in fighting using multi dimension tactics and species firing ice cold hydrogen bomb bullets are present there. Researching there is already pain to deal with.

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ColonelJessup999 t1_j0cmxs4 wrote

Mom said “make sure you pack plenty of underwear. You don’t want to get caught dead with dirty underwear”🤷🏻‍♂️

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FutureWorth2 t1_j0cmyj9 wrote

Bring your planetary terraform oxygen creator kit. And your Skyrim deadric armor.

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doncastiglionejr t1_j0coxuj wrote

by the time this message gets to us on earth, youre prolly dead...so.....

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BleedsOrange_Blue t1_j0cr2rn wrote

Replying to Rainen (#937,583)

"…it has great practical value – you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you – daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”

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