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OfCuriousWorkmanship t1_j21qf8o wrote

You’ll likely have to jailbreak it in order to avoid a subscription model…

On the other hand, there may be an ad-supported programmable tattoo for lower cost

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TheUmgawa t1_j21vb1v wrote

Don't forget the licensing costs for using copyrighted works on your tattoo. If the MPAA catches you wearing an unlicensed video, they're within their rights to cut your limb off and impound it for the court hearing.

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OfCuriousWorkmanship t1_j21x37o wrote

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pencilbride2B t1_j221h1q wrote

Why not just tattoo a QR code, you can change where it directs to.

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brohamsontheright t1_j22q9sj wrote

Came here to say exactly this...... I have a QR tattoo.. and I wrote a little app for my phone that lets me change the redirect at a moment's notice.

This means I can make the target of the QR-scan situational. Because I get to control where it directs to on a moment's notice, I can also make it as appropriate, or inappropriate as I want, for the given situation. It's seriously a great gag.

I own the domain / URL it directs to.. (domains aren't going away in my lifetime) and it's highly unlikely QR codes will go away in the next 50 years either. (Barcodes are still widely used, and they were invented 75 years ago). While there might be newer/better things that come out to replace them, I feel pretty safe knowing that cell phone cameras will likely happily scan a QR code for the next 50+ years.

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ST0IC_ t1_j23hdxd wrote

Oh, that explains a lot. Ha. Haha. Oh jeez, I can't believe somebody actually made babies with a defective gambling junkie with an actual QR code tattoo. broham lol more like no ham, please. Oh god... I feel bad for your parents and your kid, they didn't get to choose you, but your wife? What the heck was she thinking? Lol. "Hurrdurr he's got a QR code! He soooo dreamy and cool!" You're proof that god actively hates the human race, bud.

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EatItYoshi69 t1_j226u3v wrote

And then make it where people can change the image to one they choose for a dollar or two

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ThePowerOfStories t1_j22kokt wrote

Realistically, the way to do this is with e-ink (used in many e-readers, basically tiny magnetic beads, white on one side, black on the other, which you spin in place with magnets or electrical currents). Then you tattoo an area with e-ink, and have a device you place against the skin that rewrites the image on the e-ink until the next time you do so. Could even be like a whiteboard, with an “eraser” that flips to white and a magnetic stylus that flips to black, allowing for hand-drawn designs instead of machine-applied ones as an option.

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NOT000 t1_j22iqae wrote

bet theyll be able to do that with contact lenses soon. image of your choice on your eyeballs

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awing1 t1_j22s71h wrote

Colored contacts already exist

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NOT000 t1_j23q5nj wrote

duh.

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i mean LED screen where u can choose what u want on your eye at any time, including video

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giasumaru t1_j22kpl7 wrote

Some people would make the terrible terrible drunken decision of become a teletubby.

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dantodd t1_j22m5c8 wrote

So that person who thinks you're hot can tat-drop their picture, name, and phone number

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