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Igottamake t1_j08347d wrote

It’s easy to grin when your ship comes in and you’ve got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the one who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat. — Judge Smails

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jaeger_master t1_j08mpto wrote

Came here for this. Thanks for recognizing the similarity!

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poopiopeepio t1_j093tdl wrote

Don’t sell yourself short judge, you’re a tremendous slouch.

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hamlin6 t1_j09nzyf wrote

Spaulding, get your foot off the boat!!!!

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milaga t1_j0acumc wrote

This is immediately what I thought of.

Spauldinggetyourfootofftheboat.

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kenneld t1_j092mw3 wrote

Lol I knew this sounded familiar.

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gooch_norris t1_j0b9x63 wrote

I'm having a little get-together at the yacht club this Saturday... how'd you like to mow my lawn?

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