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NachosAndMayo t1_j0l36re wrote

But Santa is real, and I am not

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PatentedPotato t1_j0o04cy wrote

How can Santa be real, if Christmas isn't real? 🤯

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ApeCheeksClapper t1_j0oyaw7 wrote

mirrors

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PatentedPotato t1_j0po73j wrote

Sounds like a good horror story prompt.

"Mirror Santa isn't real. Mirror Santa can't hurt you"
As OP stares at the Santa ornament, it remains perfectly still. But in a mirror, the eyes of it's reflection slowly turn.
Santa Claus is Coming to Town begins to play...

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